has been less than a metre away from me for the majority of the day.  I have not opened it once.  But, I know the title off by heart.

Prelude.

Praise me and my hard work.

If you are a fool, that is. 

And to think that I learnt that just by walking past it.  Imagine the possibilities if I... dare I say it?  Peeped inside? 

This first tutorial will be a disaster.  For me.  Hopefully there won't be games to add to the humiliation.