Shite.

Right.

Same fucking total whiteness, this time with actual black beaked birds heading my way.

"We can escape", someone said from behind me. I turned around. I saw a me with an index-finger straight upon his nose. He did something snakey with his arm.

"Notice how now you can hear them?"

"And yet they don't smell"

I disliked the sneer on my other face and I'd had enough of this crap, so I threw myself backwards. Which as I discovered later may not have been the best thing to do.