Next year will be a square year. 2025 = 45 x 45, and this is the only square year in this century, because 44 x 44 = 1936 and 46 x 46 = 2116.
By the way, here is a neat trick for squaring numbers that end in a 5. Suppose the number is X5, where X is some series of digits that form a number in their own right. Work out X times X+1, then pop 25 on the end.
Take 135 as an example. 13x14 = 182, so we get 18225, which is indeed 135 squared.
Muscatorium: a pope’s ceremonial fan.
I slipped on a banana skin. It didn’t suit me so I took it off again.
What was Chopin‘s favourite pasta? Spaghetti Polonaise!
I saw a sign saying “Table top sale”. I thought “Strange, why don’t they sell whole tables?”
What do you call a group of policeman standing in the middle of a field?
Copse.
You've probably met the Zen kōan of "clapping with one hand". Well, nalbinding is knitting with one needle. It is far older than knitting and examples from 6500 BCE have been found in a Judean cave. Wikipedia is full of information about the craft [1].
Nalbinding is also known from the Viking era, and the tradition is strong today in Scandinavia. Here's an attractive example fro the late 19th century. [2]
The word means "needle binding", and the common root of "nal" and "needle" may perhaps be related to ancient Greek νήθειν = "spin". This connection is appealing but I couldn't find any strong evidence.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A5lebinding
[2] https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1_par_vantar_n%C3%A5lbundna_av_vitt_ullgarn_med_dubbelvikt_krage_-_Nordiska_museet_-_NM.0005802B.jpg
The city of Melbourne Australia was, for a short time in the early 19th century, known as Batmania? Named after someone called… Batman.
I live in a very modest house. It doesn’t like talking about itself.
a woman who helps you cross a river?
Scroll down
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Bridget
Here’s a riddle I heard in the local Co-op.
What coat is best put on wet?
Here’s a riddle I heard in the local Co-op.
What coat is best put on wet?
Spring clouds
I reached up to grab you.
But you ran away laughing.
Eunoia is a warm feeling a speaker has towards their audience. See https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/eunoia
It's interesting because it's the shortest English word that contains all 5 vowels. If there were a shorter it would have to be an anagram of 'aeiou' and there isn't one as far as I know.