Personal Blogs

Fade up.  Indoors, suburban street noise coming through open window.  Occasional shouts in background.

WOMAN:       What are you doing?  You’ve been staring out of that window for two hours.

MAN:             I’m not doing anything.  I’m trying to work out what those nutters are up to, over there.

WOMAN:       Why is that important?

MAN:             Why is that important?  It is important because we are an outwardly respectable couple.  I am an outwardly respectable man, and you are an outwardly respectable woman.  We don’t want undesirables coming round here, disrupting our accustomed routine and de-valuing our property.

See the rest at:

http://iamhyperlexic.wordpress.com/2011/11/21/an-undiscovered-fragment-of-radio-drama/

I decided to risk telling the first joke I had ever learnt, at the age of five, to my step-son, who was ten, and sitting at a table in an American restaurant at the time of my decision.   The joke as I remembered it went as follows...

The rest is on my Wordpress blog.

http://iamhyperlexic.wordpress.com

I am now on Wordpress.

http://iamhyperlexic.wordpress.com/