Fade up. Indoors, suburban street noise coming through open window. Occasional shouts in background.
WOMAN: What are you doing? You’ve been staring out of that window for two hours.
MAN: I’m not doing anything. I’m trying to work out what those nutters are up to, over there.
WOMAN: Why is that important?
MAN: Why is that important? It is important because we are an outwardly respectable couple. I am an outwardly respectable man, and you are an outwardly respectable woman. We don’t want undesirables coming round here, disrupting our accustomed routine and de-valuing our property.
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