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Gods say; Gold was made at the Dawn.
Elves say; Gold is the reflection of our brightess.
Men-people say; Gold is what we want most to hold.
Dwarves say: Why must we everlastingly toil to raise any mineral?
Dragons say: Here I sit and here I stay. No Dwarf shall regain my Gold; No man shall rob it from me; Elves have their own Gold in the shining of their eyes; I am a God in disguise and so shall defend my Gold until the End, and the Ruin of Gods.
When you touched me I was lost
But then I lost
You
The Universe; and a 1950's fireplace in Worthing?
The first is full of black holes; and the second is full of black coals.
Black Holes. You just can't get away from them.
Q. What did the alien say when it saw the overgrown flowerbed?
A. Take me to your weeder!
Heard tonight:
A. I love chilli and ginger.
B. I didn't know they grew ginger in Chile.
I told the truth, but no-one listened.
Then I told lies, and everyone believed them.
Now I wish I had never spoken.
As I get older my appetite is reducing. Mind you, I never ate like a horse. Don't like hay.
There was an old man of the seas
Who said, oh I hope I don’t sneeze!
For once I starts offs
I just sneezes and coffs,
And gets green bits all over me knees.
I heard someone's trialling a new device for catching mice. An early version will be released to just a few people, as a beta mousetrap.
I Say, I Say, I Say! My dog’s a mongrel!
Is he a cross breed?
No, very friendly!
I Say, I Say, I Say! My dog spins round and round.
Why does he do that?
Because he is a Top Dog!
I wrote before about this kind of word game, apparently introduced first by Betrand Russell on the The Brains Trust, and perhaps making a serious point about how our perspective sways our perception more than we realise.
One example he gave was
I am firm, You are obstinate, He is a pig-headed fool.
Here's one based on a conversation I heard tonight.
I avoid premature decisions; You deliberate at length before fixing on any particular plan of action; He is an indecisive ditherer.Here's a saying that fetched up at my doorstep recently:
As my old teacher used to say, to learn from history is our only way.
I will lift up mine ears to the Birds, from which comes my Consolation.
If sphinxes had been on the drinxes
Would they be drunx?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Hullabal
Hullabaloo?
Will you all try to keep the noise down please?
Because it was there!
<<Editor comment: Please clarify: what was there; road or chicken?>>
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the oth...
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the middle.
A1. To verify the existence of the road by objective experiment.
A2. To help carry the Duck's suitcases.
A3. Chickens gotta fly.
You and I were students
Of particle physics
Dreaming entanglement
Later drifted apart
One we day lost contact
Locality beating us.
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