You can write 10,000 poems
But you’ll never fly like a bird.
You can write 10,000 poems
But you’ll never fly like a bird.
I know you’re mighty
But why did you smite me?
Q. Who pioneered Russian energy conservation?
A. Switchitov!
I wouldn’t gamble on things getting better.
They might get worse,
Against which this is averse.
Take a look
At this Grook
“I've left my fortune to the Cats Home”, Tom said willingly.
My new company cleans up after Greek weddings. We've made smashing profits.
"Back to the Future", someone said. But then another asked,
"Why not Forward to the Past?"
Since Past and Future both must be uncertain,
Why not exchange the Opening, and the Final Curtain?"
Everyone felt sad at the funeral. Except the cat.
He knew he was going to get fat.
He knew what he’d been left in the will.
Nowadays I have someone do my delegation for me.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Arnie
Arnie who?
Arnie you going to open this door?
Q. What came before Semaphore?
A, Semafree!
Frostie the Nomad didn't last long in the desert
Q. How do you know when perfume is too old to use?
A. By the smell by date on the label.
After half a century
I’ve never forgotten how we met then
Waiting at that bus stop.
"Is this body of water too small for a lake?", Tom pondered.
That new road, it's dual carriageway on both sides.
forget your
cold fingers
remember
spring's coming
Tonight such an odd wind blew
The doors resisted closing.
They whinnied and cried at their latches.
The leaves in the gutters scuttled restlessly.
They blew off and threw themsleves back again.
The trees creaked and cried out.
They squeaked like ghosts.
The chimney pots seemed unaffected, although
They must have known.
Tonight such an odd wind has blown.
Little Willie, for a lark
Fed the baby to a shark.
Saying as he watched it swallow,
“Stomach ache is sure to follow”.
B. How did you taste?
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