You can write 10,000 poems
But you’ll never fly like a bird.
Personal Blogs
Epitaph for anyone hit by a thunderbolt
Thursday, 7 Feb 2019, 00:49
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I know you’re mighty
But why did you smite me?
Playground Humour
Thursday, 7 Feb 2019, 00:24
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Q. Who pioneered Russian energy conservation?
A. Switchitov!
Risk Avoidance Grook
Thursday, 7 Feb 2019, 00:06
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if I were a better
I wouldn’t gamble on things getting better.
They might get worse,
Against which this is averse.
My First Grook
Wednesday, 6 Feb 2019, 23:45
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Take a look
At this Grook
Tom Cat Swifty
Wednesday, 6 Feb 2019, 21:57
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“I've left my fortune to the Cats Home”, Tom said willingly.
Affectionately Yours
Tuesday, 5 Feb 2019, 22:17
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New Startup
Tuesday, 5 Feb 2019, 00:39
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My new company cleans up after Greek weddings. We've made smashing profits.
Tom Swifty
Monday, 4 Feb 2019, 23:51
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“My, just look at that wonderful Phoenix”, said Tom glowingly.
Time
Monday, 4 Feb 2019, 22:29
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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 4 Feb 2019, 22:30
"Back to the Future", someone said. But then another asked,
"Why not Forward to the Past?"
Since Past and Future both must be uncertain,
Why not exchange the Opening, and the Final Curtain?"
A Ruthless Rhyme for Heartless Homes
Sunday, 3 Feb 2019, 16:28
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Will Reading
Saturday, 2 Feb 2019, 19:56
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Everyone felt sad at the funeral. Except the cat.
He knew he was going to get fat.
Alla Barnen
Saturday, 2 Feb 2019, 19:45
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All the kids felt sad at the funeral. Except Phil.
He knew what he’d been left in the will.
Onward and upward
Saturday, 2 Feb 2019, 19:33
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Nowadays I have someone do my delegation for me.
Knock-knock
Friday, 1 Feb 2019, 21:42
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Arnie
Arnie who?
Arnie you going to open this door?
Playground joke
Friday, 1 Feb 2019, 21:16
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Q. What came before Semaphore?
A, Semafree!
Frostie
Friday, 1 Feb 2019, 21:12
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Frostie the Nomad didn't last long in the desert
Playground Joke
Thursday, 31 Jan 2019, 23:49
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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 31 Jan 2019, 23:50
Q. How do you know when perfume is too old to use?
A. By the smell by date on the label.
Bus Stop
Wednesday, 30 Jan 2019, 00:53
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After half a century
I’ve never forgotten how we met then
Waiting at that bus stop.
Tom Swifty
Tuesday, 29 Jan 2019, 22:58
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"Is this body of water too small for a lake?", Tom pondered.
Heard Down The Pub
Monday, 28 Jan 2019, 22:10
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That new road, it's dual carriageway on both sides.
Short Poem
Sunday, 27 Jan 2019, 21:11
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forget your
cold fingers
remember
spring's coming
An Odd Wind Blew
Sunday, 27 Jan 2019, 20:51
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Tonight such an odd wind blew
The doors resisted closing.
They whinnied and cried at their latches.
The leaves in the gutters scuttled restlessly.
They blew off and threw themsleves back again.
The trees creaked and cried out.
They squeaked like ghosts.
The chimney pots seemed unaffected, although
They must have known.
Tonight such an odd wind has blown.
Ruthless Rhyme
Sunday, 27 Jan 2019, 19:59
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Little Willie, for a lark
Fed the baby to a shark.
Saying as he watched it swallow,
“Stomach ache is sure to follow”.
Heard Down The Pub
Sunday, 27 Jan 2019, 19:50
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A. Last night I cooked myself.
B. How did you taste?
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