They warned me to wear earplugs. Naturallly, I didn't listen.
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The Year, A Verse
Friday, 14 Dec 2018, 01:31
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The spring flowers
The summer grass
Thus do the seasons grow and pass.
The autumn leaves
The winter snow
Thus do the seasons come and go.
Mastermind
Friday, 14 Dec 2018, 00:46
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“Name a bird that lives on the wing”, the question master read out. Tom was forced to think swiftly.
Tom Swifty dans le berceau
Thursday, 13 Dec 2018, 22:54
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"You've got ten, yes ten, lovely little pink toes", said his mother. Tom totally agreed.
Tom Swift In The Nursery
Thursday, 13 Dec 2018, 22:29
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"Mama, please may I have a soft toy?", Tom requested.
Difficulty
Tuesday, 11 Dec 2018, 20:44
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I bought myself a Zimmer frame,
And though it seems quite silly,
When I went to have a wee
I couldn’t hold my willy.
But You Gotta Keep Trying
Tuesday, 11 Dec 2018, 20:27
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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 11 Dec 2018, 20:28
I opened a shop selling soap powder. But the bank pulled the plug on me. Now the business is going down the drain. I'm feeling washed out.
One Liner
Monday, 10 Dec 2018, 03:53
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Humpty Dumpty...
Is he all he's cracked up to be?
Another failed startup
Monday, 10 Dec 2018, 03:15
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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 10 Dec 2018, 03:41
“Our bakery has burned down”, I said.
“You mean, you mean...”.
“Yes. The business is toast”.
“You mean, you mean...”.
“Yes. The business is toast”.
Kōan
Sunday, 9 Dec 2018, 23:32
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A good journey is one where you make many mistakes.
Playground Joke
Sunday, 9 Dec 2018, 23:11
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Q. Why did the dog pop down its local?
A. Because it fancied a swift arf!
Epitaph for a Light Switch Designer
Sunday, 9 Dec 2018, 23:04
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I'm off
Headline News
Saturday, 8 Dec 2018, 22:34
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VICE − BIG NEW CLAMPDOWN
The Song of The Pirate
Friday, 7 Dec 2018, 22:09
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If as a pirate I would dare
I'd sing a pirate song
I'd buckle up my swash and wear
My cutlass all day long.
Teddy Bear Joke
Thursday, 6 Dec 2018, 22:32
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Q. What do you call a worn-out teddy bear?
A. Exhausted!
One Liner
Thursday, 6 Dec 2018, 22:27
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I hate being rebuffed. I didn't like being buffed in the first place.
Don't Wait - Vote Now!
Wednesday, 5 Dec 2018, 22:57
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Please vote on procrastination
For
Against
Don't know
Later
Moonstory
Wednesday, 5 Dec 2018, 22:40
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One Liner
Tuesday, 4 Dec 2018, 19:57
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When it comes to crastionation, I'm a pro. Although I've put off saying this
Daffynition
Tuesday, 4 Dec 2018, 19:10
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Rheumatic pain (n): resentment at having to ascend the stairs to a garret each night.
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