I only heard of Gösta Nystroem a couple of weeks ago.
I was very impressed by this piece of music. It starts slowly, like a voyage to the icebergs. As I grow older I feel the north tugging me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-PxztSDF0I
I only heard of Gösta Nystroem a couple of weeks ago.
I was very impressed by this piece of music. It starts slowly, like a voyage to the icebergs. As I grow older I feel the north tugging me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-PxztSDF0I
Q. What kind of film makes vultures laugh?
A. Carrion films.
Don't be beastly to a billionaire
Or greet them with a frown.
For as you know they're only there
So wealth can trickle down.
The mill pond is a feast of lights
But where are the water lilies now?
You cut off your hair.
I shaved my beard. Who can say now
Which came first?
In our family we played lots of jokes on one another. One day my brother told me we were getting a gramophone. Turned out to be a wind up.
Suppose there were a race between two wampuses, Wampus One and Wampus Two, that resulted in a dead heat.
Then I suppose you might say that Wampus One won and Wampus Two won too.
Recently my doors have been squeaking a lot. But a bit of DIY fixed the problem. I'm really enjoying the silence of the jambs.
Q. What do you call a Loch that thinks it exists?
A. Conscious Ness.
Famed cheese author Rock Ford discussed with me why his latest book took so long to write. "Things just kept getting in the whey", he explained.
I get no kick from A to T.
V to Z don't thrill me at all.
But I get a kick out of U.
A pupil went to the Abbess one day.
"Reverend Mother", she enquired, "Does every question have an answer?".
The Abbess beamed at her. "Does every answer have a question?".
I looked up.
Too late. You'd gone.
Last night I heard the voices of the dead
They were not as bats squeaking but as I remembered them.
The dead did not stretch out their hands to me
They were quite matter of fact and did not realize I was still alive.
(If they had I doubt they would have blamed or even cared.)
The dead did not whisper but called out my name, suddenly
And it rang in my heart and my head
Like the sea roaring in the shells I found on the beach.
Julius Cheeser
Käse Wilhelm
Richard the Curd
Feta the Great
Alexander the Grater
Yes.
'Howl' is from Medieval English 'houlen' which seems related to similar words in many Germanic and Scandinavian languages, and ultimately to Latin 'ululare' (as in ululate) and Greek 'υλαν'. It's thought the word is an imitation of the sound. I like this from Caxton
"The dogges herd the voys of the wulf wherefore they beganne to barke and to howle."
But owl is also from the same root. Old English had 'ule' and 'ulula', evidently from the Latin word. So owls do howl.
We shan't be making duvets any time soon. Grandpa went and lost our entire stock of goose feathers playing poker. That's what happens when the chips are down.
Q. What do alcoholic Italian cats drink?
A. Pussecco.
Q. What do alcoholic French cats drink?
A. Purr-no
Q. What do alcoholic Greek cats drink?
A. Mewso.
"I think you're malingering, but I suppose I'd better take your temperature", Tom said testily.
Each war is the war to end all wars.
There is a pause, but then
It all begins again.
"Do I really need to explain why pigs can't fly?", said Tom knowlingly.
"Welcome to Swifty Towers". Tom spoke in a lofty manner.
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