I saw this ad for “Live horse racing”. I bet dead horse racing requires a lot more flogging.
Seen in Scarborough. Donkey rides for £2.50
And, for the discerning gourmand, donkey dinners:
Now we know what happens to misbehaving donkeys.
I bet that keeps 'em in line!
Credit:
The ad was real and made me laugh! The embellishment about flogging the horses came from my witty daughter who was there at the time.
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Do they come with roast spuds, veg and gravy?
Seen in Scarborough. Donkey rides for £2.50
And, for the discerning gourmand, donkey dinners:
Now we know what happens to misbehaving donkeys.
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I bet that keeps 'em in line!
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Credit:
The ad was real and made me laugh! The embellishment about flogging the horses came from my witty daughter who was there at the time.