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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 21 Sep 2018, 01:15

Yesterday, President Dub of Rub announced plans to retaliate against the Solar System's adverse balance of light with Alpha Centauri.

The President said, “Allowing our Sun to simply shine on other star systems is something I was elected to put a firm stop to. I am therefore having a mirror built round the entire Solar System, to send back any photons who attempt to escape.”

No astronomers were available for comment last night.

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