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Los minerales
Wednesday 25 November 2015 at 02:09
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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday 25 November 2015 at 03:45
Some underground definitions
Basalt = Character in Fawlty Towers
Cinnabar = Similar to ASBO
Corundum = A riddle
Fluorite = Elevation of floor
Gneiss = Gnot gnasty
Granite = Pullover made by mature female relative
Lias = Untruthful people
Quartz = Units of 2 pintz
Slate = Time for bed
Zircon = It's a scam
Any more? ...
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