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Lady Mondegreen

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Don't cry for me, I'll be seeing ya.

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Not a lot of people know this

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 19 Aug 2017, 23:37

After successfully leading all the rats (and as a presumably unintentional side effect, children) out of Hamelin, the Pied Piper was recruited by West-Of-England farmers to do something similar with badgers.

You seldom hear about this though, because it was somewhat of a culled following.

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Why did the apple cross the road

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?

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One Liner

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My cousin, the historian, has just written an article challenging the whole concept of the medieval castle. Apparently it's quite fort provoking.

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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 19 Aug 2017, 23:00

The news is wearing my dog out. It's all, "Beg, sit. Beg, sit. Beg, sit".

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Progress

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 17 Aug 2017, 23:21

I used to be pretentious. Now I'm fully tentious.

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Another Startup

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 16 Aug 2017, 21:36

My latest web startup is for people who want to come clean, over shameful things they've done. It's called "Fessbook".

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One Liner

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All these working as a private driver. And, what have I got to show for it?

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A Hard Rain's Not Gonna Fall

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"Oh Mummy, Daddy", cried the baby Gods and Godesses.

"Why can't we pelt the human beings with hail?"

"Because I said snow."

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Dear Joke Etiquette

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Dear JE

Tonight a friend told me a joke I read just yesterday (although possibly in a different newspaper).

He didn't say "Stop me if you've heard it". I didn't laugh.

Which of us is most to blame, and how can I mend the rift that ensued? Please advise IP.

Gratefully, etc.

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A thought occurred

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If you claimed cheese never existed, you'd be a cheese denier.

But merely pondering on its purpose would make you a cheese whyer.


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Traditional Proverb

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Justice must be obscene to be done.

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Telling U

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"Y?"

"Because I Z so!"

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Things You Hear

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Met some sailors in a bar. They reckoned they were from an unsinkable ship, called "The Cork", which would make them the "Cork's crew". What a windup!

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Reach

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 15 Aug 2017, 03:24
Incausious it was of me, you'll say,
To touch infinity.
But yet I knew no other way,
To find what is to be.
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Chez "Resurrection"

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What, roast phoenix and rice again?

A bit repetitive. Sorry to be a pain.


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Bedsit

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I've never forgotten.

The button presses.

The bathroom geyser that regularly exploded.

The woman that cried every night on the stairs.

That we were happy then.

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Tongue Twister

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When Wendy pinned a panel with a panel pin.

The panel Wendy pinned was pinned by Wendy's panel pin.

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Do You Know These Fishy Songs?

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There's a plaice for us

Hit the roach jack

Sole tune

Sild with a kiss

I got the hippy hippy hake

Happy dace are here again 

Char, char, char

Salmon my way

Whiting for love

Trout of luck


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I Went to the Doctor

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 14 Aug 2017, 03:51
I went to the Doctor. I said, "There's a large migratory fish growing out of my scalp." She took one look, she said, "You need your head ex-salmoning."
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