Some of our relatives didn't like the life and moved from the meres and wetlands to higher and drier ground. There, no longer needing a high calorific intake, and influenced by different role models, they usually became more slender; even svelte in some instances.
We always referred to them as thin kin outside the bogs.
Although King Canute
Thought a newt was cute.
He explained he didn't reign
Over the watery main.
Me: You, Nick?
IB: That's what I just said.
I had a business teaching Origami. But it folded when I didn't keep up with the paperwork.
I opened a shop selling drones and they just flew off the shelves!
Seriously though, I was the victim of a stick-up this week. I was held up at gum point.
I've started a Lion sanctuary. It's been a roaring success.
I started a company making deckchairs. But it soon folded.
Bit of an up-and-down week really. I've been on a Bungy Jumping trip.
There's a new website that advises executives who have personal problems. It's called "Management consult aunts".
The pupil asked the Abbess, "When shall I experience Wisdom?"
The Abbess replied, "Every journey is its own answer."
I believe it's a beaver I perceive,
And not an otter, which is otterly different.
All the blossoms of Spring fell.
But we had not the time, to say
Have you ever wondered why we eat so much tinned food? It's because we can.
Got a new job in South-East Asia. It's a total Korean change for me.
Edna's a comedian
She pumices to make you erupt
Stroking her old cat.
Our local handyman has no idea how to stick things together. He's utterly glueless.
Gran always wore the traditional shawl, apron, and stovepipe hat. Her emotionless wooden face was typical of a Welsh dresser.
On the day of the grammar exam, I knew I'd be asked about the Past, Present and Future. I felt all tensed up.
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