All the kids were learning financial literacy, except Honey.
She was busy laundering money.

All the kids were leaning citizenship, except Piers
He had his fingers in his ears.

All the kids were learning core values, except Mabel
She was doing something peculiar under the table.



* I've not posted any of these for a while. 'Alla barnen = 'All the kids' is a children's humorous verse form, from Denmark and Sweden. Like 'Scandinavian noir' detective writing it can be a bit dark. But still funny.