Oh by the way how could a liccle baby Chihuahua irritate you. They are beautiful rofl
Because it literally never stops barking (well 'yipping') and because the people responsible for it seem to think that's everybody elses problem and do nothing about it. It - like all it's breed - is also seriously pug-fuggly (though thats an insult to pugs) with beady little bolt eyes and a face as miserable as pig shit. They are born with an attitude problem because of their size - like small scotsmen - and make ten times more noise than any other dog to try to unconvincingly to convince people they're not runty little moleskinned mole-runts. Even Mexicans hate them - which is why, like Canadians have done with Canadian geese - they send them over here...
Mexicans, in fact, had a very effective way of dealing with chihuahuas that went YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
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all through the night... They would take a chilli pepper and insert it into the dogs rectum, wedging it sideways so it couldn't be dislodged by running or farting, and about thirty seconds later the dog would go mental and run off at about 100 miles an hour until it ran itself to death. I'm not quite that evil, though, after many nights of YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
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I do think they have a point.
I'm planning something much more humane: I'm going to borrow a real dog from someone - a doberman or something like that - and the next time it's in the garden going 'yip' instead of indoors going 'yip' I'm going to accidentally leave the gate open. Not much of a breakfast for a big dog (snip the legs off a chihuahua and you've basically got a hot-dog sausage with teeth) so i'll buy 'Satan' (my fantasy is so well rounded the hire dogs even got a name) a tin of pedigree chum for afters, but cheap at half the price and i'm sure you'll agree much kinder than buying a punnet of scotch bonnets.
Oh, on the plus side, at least the yip-demon is a bitch, so I don't have to witness it lickin' its lipstick, though that said it would keep it quiet for a minute or two.
Ciao, and thanks for the feedback
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Hi, David,
I'm sorry you have a yippy dog next door. Have you thought about one of those dog barking silencers in Healthy living or Mail order places which emit a high pitched tone to quieten the dog?
These dogs do suffer from precious-itis because the owners think they need to be looked after but can't understand that it is the dog protecting them instead.
Report it several times to the council and then you have the legal backing.
I'm sorry David. Good luck with it.
Nigel
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Thanks Nigel for the advice...
I haven't heard of the sound thingy but suspect it would fall on deaf ears anyway (scuse pun!), and I'd have to leave it on pretty much constantly.
I did suggest to the owners that they buy one of those water/lemon juice squirty collars or the shock collars but they said it would be 'cruel'. I bit my tongue, because I know the likely outcome of this whole situation will be that when they've grown tired of the yipping the poor little bat-faced bag-of-crap will get dumped at a rescue centre, where if they don't cure it's yipping it will live out the rest of its life in a 5 x 5 concrete and chicken wire cell - an uneccessary and horrible end that is far more cruel than a few days of water sprays or being mildly startled.
See - despite the ranting I'm a softy at heart, and even though I genuinely do dislike the repulsive little bag-boggit (and most other breeds of handbag accessory canines) I wouldn't wish the Battersea Blues on any animal.
At the moment they seem to be keeping it indoors 24/7 because of all the complaints, but I can still faintly hear it and it is pretty much constant. If you wake up, you can even hear it in the night and i'm pretty sure the 'joke' the owner made about buying all the street earplugs was based on the reality they're living with indoors...
If it hasn't disappeared by August I'll eat my hat, but when I've finished chewing I'll put in an 'official' complaint!
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