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Being one of those people who knows how to labour a point, after my last post i knocked this up for my son to sniff at... ah for those halcyon days when he used to enjoy my silly pomes...

Anyhoo:

 

I hate Chihuahuas

 

 

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

I hate their foxy faces

I hate their moleskin coats

I hate the constant yapping

That escapes their ugly throats

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

It’s possibly their tails

Or maybe it’s their legs

Or how they smugly simper

When they lay Chihuahua eggs

 

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

It might be for their faces

Their cocky attitude

The way they always snap at folk –

How very, very rude!

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

It could be their demeanour

Or beady little eyes

But something ‘bout Chihuahuas

Really makes my hackles rise.

 

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