Composed a poem after being invited to dance by an OS partner.
Title;
Hi Cat! You Need a Bigger Broad!
Nor will he tread the dance floor
Considering a neat step.
He thinks your feet are there for
Stamping on - he isn't hep.
How can you and this big cat
Get in the groove? Get into step.
Disco music's awfully loud.
He cannot hear your protest.
Then again he's very proud
Puffing out his massive chest.
You wonder if he'll mind the
Smear of lipgloss on his vest?
It serves you right for choosing
The line of least resistance.
You need to learn refusing.
Keep Bunters at a distance
Never mind you'll know next time.
Put plasters on your blisters.
3rd February 2013
Composed a poem after being invited to dance by an OS partner.
Title;
Hi Cat! You Need a Bigger Broad!
Nor will he tread the dance floor
Considering a neat step.
He thinks your feet are there for
Stamping on - he isn't hep.
How can you and this big cat
Get in the groove? Get into step.
Disco music's awfully loud.
He cannot hear your protest.
Then again he's very proud
Puffing out his massive chest.
You wonder if he'll mind the
Smear of lipgloss on his vest?
It serves you right for choosing
The line of least resistance.
You need to learn refusing.
Keep Bunters at a distance
Never mind you'll know next time.
Put plasters on your blisters.