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Me: Hello and welcome to my blog Mr Dai Rees. Congratulations on becoming the first Welsh MP to represent UKIP.

Dai: Hallo William. Diolch. Siwt ich chi?

Me: Niawn diolch.  Please feel free to continue smoking and drinking.

Dai: Lechyd da, boyo!

Me: So you resigned from Plaid Cymru to stand for UKIP at the by-election?

Dai: Correct.

Me: Was it jumping on the band wagon, naked opportunism or idealism?

Dai: It was patriotism.

Me: Ah. Patriotism. Johnson calls patriotism the last refuge of the scoundrel.

Dai: That Boris doesn't know what he's talking about. He's the scoundrel.

Me: I was referring to Samuel Johnson.

Dai: No, it's definitely Boris.

Me: I mean the one who wrote the dictionary.

Dai: You've got the wrong person. Boris didn't do any dictionary. He was editor of the Spectator. Same thing really.

Me: What do you think about this new law in Denmark forbidding sex with animals?

Dai: Why've they gone and done that?

Me: Animals can't give informed consent.

Dai: Oh yes they can, boyo.

Me: So you'd oppose this new law coming to Wales?

Dai: Definitely. It's a breach of human rights.

Me: Animal rights?

Dai: Them too but more so.

Me: What will UKIP do for Welsh football?

Dai: No more than three foreign players in each team.

Me: Does that include English players?

Dai: Especially English players. Wrexham was never the same after Ian Rush joined them from Liverpool.

Me: Ian Rush was Welsh.

Dai: Not after he betrayed his country by going to Liverpool.

Me: I hear you're going to paint Welsh trains with national emblems?

Dai: They'll help restore national pride.

Me: Leeks and daffodils?

Dai: Who told you?

Me: What about income tax?

Dai: 10%, except for foreigners who'll pay 60%. And mansion tax.

Me: Will that be enough to fund all your public spending?

Dai: It will when we don't have to fund welfare for the whole European Community.

Me: Many thanks for your time.

Dai: Croeso. Hwyl fawr am nawr!

Me: Lechyd da!