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One minute interview with a man who makes his own clothes

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Edited by William Konarzewski, Saturday, 4 Apr 2015, 12:37

William: Charles Aveman. Good morning. Thanks for joining me on my blog.

CA: My pleasure.

William: Age and profession please.

CA: 42. Potter.

William: I understand you make your own clothes.

CA: That’s right.

William: Why?

CA: I used to wear sharp, designer clothes. Armani suits, Gucci shoes, Jermyn Street bespoke shirts.

William: As potters are wont to do.

CA: Exactly.

William: What brought about the change?

CA: I realised people saw me as a set of clothes and not as a person.

William: Occupational hazard.

CA: Yes and no.

William: So now people see you as an ordinary guy and appreciate your personality more.

CA: Absolutely. You’ve got it in one.

William: Does your personality attract comment?

CA: Much more frequently these days.

William: So success?

CA: In a nutshell, yes.

William: Did you have any training in clothes making?

CA: No. I’m a compulsive autodidact. My artistic background helped.

William: Cool. What made you chose animal skins?

CA: What could be more natural?

William: Why did you choose goat?

CA: Very warm in winter.

William: Quite. Did you get any training in curing animal skins?

CA: Like I said I’m an autodidact.

William: No flies on you, metaphorically speaking.

CA: Ha! Ha!

William: Other advantages must be always getting the bus or the train carriage to yourself.

CA: Absolutely. How did you know... why are you breathing from a respirator?

William: Chronic lung condition. Minute’s up. Many thanks Charles.

CA: No problem.

Note: Many thanks to the Daily Mash for the idea:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ms-clothing-sales-up-as-britain-stops-caring-about-appearances-2015040297019

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