"so I said....I was cleaning the cupboard..then took another pill..an'you know what those pills are like...so I took another one...and then I remember the boys porn magazines...so I tho8ght well...they might find them...so I began tearing them up..eating some of the oieces and then flushing them away....and then I remembered I hadn't cleaned the pans in the sink..but I had a drink of vodka first...then I had another one...but I heard a knock so I crouched down behind the chair in the flat but I could see my foot sticking out which eminded me of Bob Dylan...an youknow I love bob Dylan...so I took a line of speed...I had a bag off've tha nice old woman down the hall in the block..lovely woman..nice as yer like but y'know...the oldest speed freak I know..probably the eldest of the nightfreaks....so..I was cleaning...but fiorst I made sure the person who knocked had gone...while I was waiting I had stuck myself a spliff...great weed...an' lit itand though how pretty the smoke was...I burnt my knee from a hotrock dropping so I stood up...went back into the toilet with my glass in my hand...forgot why I was there....then the remembered the boys magazines...thennnn..I remembered the other porn magazines Robert gave me...remember Robert..he was beautiful...did great things with a bullwhip...well..if you like shoving a bullwhip where the sun don't shine...only it does sometimes but mostly its raining..anyway...so I got the S and M magazines...that man with the pierced knob....that's gotta hurt...B...B..are you there...B....B..."
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"so I said....I was cleaning the cupboard..then took another pill..an'you know what those pills are like...so I took another one...and then I remember the boys porn magazines...so I tho8ght well...they might find them...so I began tearing them up..eating some of the oieces and then flushing them away....and then I remembered I hadn't cleaned the pans in the sink..but I had a drink of vodka first...then I had another one...but I heard a knock so I crouched down behind the chair in the flat but I could see my foot sticking out which eminded me of Bob Dylan...an youknow I love bob Dylan...so I took a line of speed...I had a bag off've tha nice old woman down the hall in the block..lovely woman..nice as yer like but y'know...the oldest speed freak I know..probably the eldest of the nightfreaks....so..I was cleaning...but fiorst I made sure the person who knocked had gone...while I was waiting I had stuck myself a spliff...great weed...an' lit itand though how pretty the smoke was...I burnt my knee from a hotrock dropping so I stood up...went back into the toilet with my glass in my hand...forgot why I was there....then the remembered the boys magazines...thennnn..I remembered the other porn magazines Robert gave me...remember Robert..he was beautiful...did great things with a bullwhip...well..if you like shoving a bullwhip where the sun don't shine...only it does sometimes but mostly its raining..anyway...so I got the S and M magazines...that man with the pierced knob....that's gotta hurt...B...B..are you there...B....B..."
From a short play by Anthony Dooley
'Making History'