Now my son is a kind and loving boy ... And in his kind and loving nature he wanted to give me a surprise to make me happy.
I went to the toilet (the only 5 minutes alone time in the day I get)
I come back downstairs to my 6 month old daughter chewing on my notebook. Needless to say soggy pages make it hard to write in. So I take it off her, give her something to chew on to replace it and look through the pages to see the damage.
My son pipes up. (very excited)
"Mummy! Look I helped you with your work!"
"Wow angel I love it" Said through gritted teeth looking at the "work" on EVERY page on my notebook.
Honestly I am quite impressed at the destructed my offspring achieved in the time it took me to pee ...
What have I created?!
Shopping list ...
New notebook
Pencils + rubbers - for offspring #1
Chew toys - for offspring #2
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That's nothing. Just wait until they pour orange juice onto your laptop keyboard the day before a TMA submission.New comment
Years ago I was wall papering the back bedroom and my toddler plunged both arms, up to the elbows in the bucket of paste. The same child took a biro to the front room wall (to make mattters worse it was Grandmas biro, she had dozed off whilst doing a crossword/child watching😀) I got her back when the hamster ran up her trouser leg😀
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Simon ... So far I have had yoghurt + water ... Peppa pig yoghurt to be precise + he got upset because that was his last peppa yoghurt!
Cathy ... Its never funny at the time but always funny looking back on it hahaa ... My son had to have a stoma bag when he was born (due to birth defect called Gastrochisis) ... My mum used to laugh at me when my son would wee on me while i'll emptied the stoma bag ... Until one day she was holding him and the bag got stuck on her clothes and ripped off all over her hahahaha
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