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Tis the season of unreasonable awfulness. Yesterday was, "Christmas jumper day" at my work. Why is this accepted as reasonable behaviour for any species that describes itself as sentient is beyond me. If aliens land on earth on Christmas day they're going to go back to the depths of space to tell the others that we're a very silly bunch methinks.

It's even worse nowadays, jumpers now flash, jiggle and sing. An epileptic-fit inducing kaleidoscopic cacophony of festive banality. It wouldn't surprise me if they are part of the internet of things...

...that's a point. Perhaps they have IP addresses? Could they be hacked?    

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