I had a haircut today. However much I run my hands through it and however much hairspray my wife sprays on it, and accidentaly sprays in my eyes, I look like a member of the waffen-ss.
Couple this with what my business manager describes as our [new] fascista gear [black combats, black tee-shirts, steel toe-caps and hi-viz bomber jackets] and I see a wee issue.
How gay are we?
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My wife assures me that no gay man would go out with hair like mine.
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