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OK trying madness...
Going to live blog my Eurovision thoughts. I will get progressively drunker during the night so fun might well be had.
At the moment we are watching a Swedish comic. She claims that Australians watch this live. That sounds a wee bit far fetched.
So score cards at the ready, points are on offer for the song, the band and the costumes.
Here we go, France...