As more and further evidence that our Team are Close to the Concerns of the Nation and at the same time -
Well and hale in point of body
Healthy in mind
Sound in mental conception
etc. etc
- we offer the following floral arrangement, or 'ensemble of horticulturalist daffynitions'.
Rose: Orthogonal to columns.
Columbine: Purchase of columns. Usually illegal.
Violets: Aggressive problem resolution.
Feverfew: Gosh, I'm hot!
Primrose: Inhibited rose.
Larkspur: Unlikely purring of lark.
Clematis: So come on, eat yours.
Orchid: Metal Mickey.
Speedwell: Dialect comment in first person plural on successful urinary function, for example after communal consumption of Dandelions.
Peony: Still got problems?
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Come on now, will you not offer something extra?
Q. What vegetable might a landlord refer to at the end of a convivial evening?
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Deadly Nightshade - the dodgy curtain track that's screwed into the ceiling in the bedroom window alcove.
Jasmine - German confirmation of ownership.
Carnation - all those people living in queues on the M6, M25, M1, Operation Stack on the M20, etc.
"Q. What vegetable might a landlord refer to at the end of a convivial evening?"
I've spent about 15 minutes on this. Gizza clue.
Clue :)
"That was your life, Mate! Oh, that was quick. Do I get another? Sorry, Mate. That's your lot"
B. Fawlty
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And what herb might the publican might include in her admonition? And what fictional detective?
I can take any amount of punishment.
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= pun intended