Was easily annoyed.
Such a big grouch
When he had you on the couch.
Oops, that wasn't a Clerihew. How's this:
I'm always impressed with what you post in the wee small hours.
I don't know about Jung other than he followed and disagreed with Freud.
learned about Freud after a relative (who thinks Germaine Greer
is a wishy-washy liberal) used his writings to claim I only had a
motorbike as a penis substitute - needing something big and throbbing
between my legs (which I thought said more about her large empty bed
than it did about my need for a small motorbike as a low cost way of
getting to work) - and described our subsequent investment in a share in
a narrow-boat as "well, that clearly represents a penis penetrating a vagina as you steer your 60' boat into a tunnel".
frequently lectured on how most everything is a penis substitute and
how our penis-centric society is the cause of all the world's ills and
Freud was the one to see this.