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Cheese and Wheeze Riddle

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 17 Nov 2015, 00:55

What cheese manufactory sounds like a person succumbing to a respiratory complaint?

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tortoise

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No idea at all - been trying ever since you posted this.

Me in a rare cheerful mood

Go on, give us a clue, Richard

Is it Something-chest-er?

Sneeze rhymes with cheese.  Is it to do with that?


Richard Walker

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ill...

Me in a rare cheerful mood

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Ilchester Cheese?

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Yes that's it!

Maybe it would have work better as a traditional cheese joke.

What type of cheese suggests a bad cough? Ill... chest... urrh.


Me in a rare cheerful mood

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There was a smart fellow called Walker.
More of a poet than talker.
    He thought it a wheeze
    To set puzzles on cheese…
It took us five days - what a corker!