All the kids loved school meals,
Except Mag.
She said they made her gag.
All the kids loved school meals,
Except Duke.
He said they made him puke.
All the kids loved school meals,
Except Nick.
He said they made him sick.
All the kids loved school meals,
Except Drew.
She said they made her spew.
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No children called Gromit, Vetch or Garf?
And there must be some way of getting a gag in there about the dinner lady being Auntie Perri Stalsis.
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I thought of a phew such as
All the schoolkids ate their dinners with appreciation. Except Ollie.
He chucked his to the collie.
All the schoolkids ate their dinners with appreciation. But Slim
Threw his up in the gym.
All the schoolkids ate their dinners with appreciation. But Jill
Took hers home in a piggy bag, to throw in the swill.
All the schoolkids gurgiated their dinners with appreciation. But Sally.
Soon regurgitated hers. In the alley.