Other members of the Full English Breakfast Community were left stunned this morning when the Sausage voted to jump out of the Frying Pan at the earliest opportunity.
Interviewed soon after the surprise "out" vote, the Sausage insisted the Fire was "a new dawn".
FEBC officials said the Sausage's action posed a serious threat and similar action by the Bacon would be rasher.
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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold