... are once more re-employed (they call it "zero hours" in the freezing weather!) & working tirelessly (they have no wheels) to prepare new & snappy cracks for your Xmas Amusement.
This year we have split the Elves into two teams. One writes the mottoes and another, smaller, team works on the visual design. (The frilly bits round the edges.)
Naturally the content must come first, and we will "road-test every jest" before it is put into production. Here is Joke #1, which we are allowing selected users early access to.
Question: Why are 'i' and 't' the smartest letters?
Answer: Because they are extremely intelligent.
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Question: Why are the Xmas Elves infuriating?
Answer: They make you crackers.