It was eggsausted? (There's one for your Xmas cracker elves.)
A declaration
of a temporary Avian Influenza Prevention Zone by the Secretary of State for the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs in accordance article 6(1) of the
Avian Influenza and Influenza of Avian Origin in Mammals (England) (No
2)
Order
2006 subsequent to a risk assessment by the government Chief Veterinary Officer and the chicken is within the 3km boundary?
Personally, I think it chickened out of crossing the road.
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To get laid?
Various puns based around cocks.
It was eggsausted? (There's one for your Xmas cracker elves.)
A declaration of a temporary Avian Influenza Prevention Zone by the Secretary of State for the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs in accordance article 6(1) of the Avian Influenza and Influenza of Avian Origin in Mammals (England) (No 2) Order 2006 subsequent to a risk assessment by the government Chief Veterinary Officer and the chicken is within the 3km boundary?
Personally, I think it chickened out of crossing the road.
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Because it was really a dead duck in a chicken suit.
Because it once went on a peckage tour to the other side but it didn't like the food.
Because it rooster day it left home in the first place.