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I went to the Doctor

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"Doctor", I said, "Tell me the worst." I waited.

"Vell" she began. Did I tell you she has a rather sexy German accent, a bit like Marlene Dietrich? Anyway, she does. Husky.

She went on, "It's never easy." It sounded bad but I tried to keep calm.

"You murst...", that's the way she talks, I'm not making it up.

"You murst cut down on sausages."


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Me in a rare cheerful mood

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The brat's worst doctor joke.



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It's not the sausages its the halves of tomatosmile