"Doctor", I said, "Tell me the worst." I waited.
"Vell" she began. Did I tell you she has a rather sexy German accent, a bit like Marlene Dietrich? Anyway, she does. Husky.
She went on, "It's never easy." It sounded bad but I tried to keep calm.
"You murst...", that's the way she talks, I'm not making it up.
"You murst cut down on sausages."
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The brat's worst doctor joke.
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It's not the sausages its the halves of tomato