There was a young fellow called Lance
Who tried to teach wombats to dance.
And his brother, named Jim
Tried to train them to swim.
A crazy idea with no chance.
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Never Work with Wombats
Monday, 24 Apr 2017, 23:02
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If you want to do sport with your wombat
I suggest you avoid unarmed combat.
They'll rip out your neck fast,
They eat drop bears for breakfast!
You're safer sharing a bath with a tom cat.
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Drop bears are nasty customers. I used to get some in my shop.