I'd gone out by the light of the Moon and Mercury to steel some stuff from the church. As I climbed on a pewter reach up to the roof, a copper grabbed me and said "When I've got you up the nickel take a statement from you." "I'm as good as gold!" I said As he lead me away he said "You've got a brass neck! You'd nick the kitchen zinc."
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I'd gone out by the light of the Moon and Mercury to steel some stuff from the church.
As I climbed on a pewter reach up to the roof, a copper grabbed me and said "When I've got you up the nickel take a statement from you."
"I'm as good as gold!" I said
As he lead me away he said "You've got a brass neck! You'd nick the kitchen zinc."
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You have shown your true and unalloyed mettle.
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Oooh! So corny!
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I'm a cereal offender!