There was an old man in a boat
Who said “I’ve forgotten my coat.”
“So if I fall in
And get soaked to the skin”
“I’ll die, and you shan’t have my vote!”
A Floating Voter
There was an old man in a boat
Who said “I’ve forgotten my coat.”
“So if I fall in
And get soaked to the skin”
“I’ll die, and you shan’t have my vote!”