Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 1 Oct 2018, 00:07
In one of my many previous lives I was a fascia in a luxury automobile. I know it seems incredible that car parts can have souls, but it's true all the same. There I was, beautifully veneered, but time passed slowly. The car was not often used, and I felt as though I might as well not be there.
Eventually I could stand it no longer. "Excuse me", I said to the chauffeur, "But frankly I'm a dash bored."
Reincarnation
In one of my many previous lives I was a fascia in a luxury automobile. I know it seems incredible that car parts can have souls, but it's true all the same. There I was, beautifully veneered, but time passed slowly. The car was not often used, and I felt as though I might as well not be there.
Eventually I could stand it no longer. "Excuse me", I said to the chauffeur, "But frankly I'm a dash bored."