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I’d need lots of work

Lots

Teeth for a start. Might even go to dentures, could you bear that

Some skin flaps to rid of

But there’s a nice little shop that does this

And it’s only round the

Corner

Toenails, well podiatrist. Also local. That’s good and

I could have some attention 

From a barber/hairdresser because there is a certain unkemptness about me, this I know.

And then

I might look quite presentable 

Would you marry

Me

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