Maintenance is scheduled for 4 Mar at 05:00. This website will be unavailable for up to 4 hours.
This website will be unavailable from 05:00 (for up to 4 hours) for scheduled maintenance.
Due to scheduled maintenance, this website may become unavailable at any moment.
Q and A
There’s a legendary story of a question in a philosophy exam
Is this a question?
To which the top-scoring student simply replied
If it is, then this is an answer.
Irrefutable, if you think about it.
A funnier but less deep variant is
Why?
Because!