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This is something I read a long time ago, I can’t remember where. Someone spotted a sign that read 

Loose Alsatians

and wondered did it mean

1. Alsatians roaming freely.

2. Sexually incontinent outstations.

3. Alsatians with poor bowel control.

4. A demand that Alsatians be released from captivity.

5. Alsatians for sale in arbitrary numbers, not pre-bagged.

And I suppose we might add

6. Floppy Alsatians.