AI mum, There was a notice on the door of No 10 Downing Street. It says

'This charity is now temporary closed due to public annoyance and the fear of losing next general election. Therefore, please take your donations to the nearest charity ( Not to the next door). Do not leave your gifts outside as you will be fined for fly tipping by the Westminster Council and so sorry for the inconvenience caused by this. Please note that we will start accepting donations when the public annoyance die down. We will welcome you all in due course'.

Why now????????? sorry did you say 'better late than never'

you see ma now a days we don't have States men, we only have Estates men who are very keen on their estates.

Please, make another cuppa ma.