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MIMY2SAI 'Confused dot Com'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Friday, 29 Nov 2024, 11:56

Crypto-tycoon who bought infamous banana artwork for $6.2million eats fruit in bizarre stunt

Story by Josh Salisbury, Evening Standard, On 29/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, Here we go,
Don't be surprised, if 'The comedian poo' appears in another auction some where in America for another $6 million OK.
Make another chamomile for me please.

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MIMY2SAI says 'The Change is happening'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Friday, 29 Nov 2024, 11:25

Transport Secretary ‘pleaded guilty’ over work phone incident

Story by Caitlin Doherty, The Independent, On 29/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, you see, the labour government has started to build trust in politics as they said and promised,
Oh my,my.

Something is wrong somewhere, I can't figure it out. Talking about the British standards and British values, what happened to them, Oh mamma mia! 

If a political party cannot find suitable candidates to represent the constituents, there is nothing much we can expect from them. She only resigned from the government, still will be sitting on a green bench and will preach, preach and preach to the country.

Saying no more ma, don't you start, I had enough,
Make chamomile one for me please,

Noooooh, I am not angry, Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeed up to my back teeth, yeah I know no need to mention about my wisdom tooth, it was rotten ok, that's why dentist took it out. Nothing to do with politics ok.

It's alright, I am not going to vote in this life again am I?,

'Vote Boycott' that' s me ma.

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MIMY2SAI says 'No Comment'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Thursday, 28 Nov 2024, 10:56

Heartbreaking reaction of the 74-year-old banana seller who sold 35c fruit that became $6 million artwork

Story by Kelly Rissman, The Independent, On 27/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, here quote of the year
'Those who bought it, what kind of people are they?” he asked. “Do they not know what a banana is?”
and 
'Alam continues to work at the fruit stand, selling four bananas for one dollar, while Sun made plans to eat the $6.2 million duct-taped banana on November 29'.
Story of the 21st Century, something isn't right ma, but I can't figure it out.
Put the kettle on ma,


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MIMY2SAI feeling wotset

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Tuesday, 26 Nov 2024, 10:44

Woman who legally 'doesn't exist' can't work, get a passport or live on her own

Story by Tom Sanders, The Metro, On 26/11/2024, Online available at.

AI mum, Here is some extractions,

'She has been told the Home Office can’t help her as she is not by public record a ‘British citizen’ while the General Register Office and Gateshead Council are unsure how to progress her case'. 😡

'She has tried to get legal representation, but was quoted £20,000 by a lawyer'. 😱
‘I was passed from school to school like a parcel. I’ve been in about ten schools.’ 😢😢😢

'The Home Office has been approached for comment'. 😨
I know the comment that they are going to make ma very famous Very British, 'We can't and do not comment on individual cases'🙄
I don't need bloody cuppa, Inject me some general anaesthetic in higher dose..


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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Tuesday, 19 Nov 2024, 22:25

Liz Truss claims Britain needs its own Donald Trump

Story by Andy Gregory, The Independent, On 19/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, did you hear that, we have a few haven't we,

Okeeey, Lets apply some simple maths to political science shall we,

             If   a = b and a = c
             therefore, b = c
 Now, Liz Truss               = Donald Trump
          Nigel Farage         = Donald Trump
          Boris Johnson       = Donald Trump
          Suella Braverman = Donald Trump
          Kemi Badenoch    = Donald Trump

Therefore,  Liz Truss = Nigel Farage = Boris Johnson = Suella Braverman = Kemi Badenoch
So here we have it. However, to come to power they should eliminate the forgotten factor,

            The forgotten factor is, UK ≠ USA
Lets have that cuppa mum, make it Earl Grey. Ta               

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Sunday, 17 Nov 2024, 19:59

The beautiful island country with beaches, elephants and history that's 27C in December

Story by Sarah Barltrop, Daily Express, On 17/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, it's true. This island nation recently began a new political experiment after done so many since their independence from the British rule on 4 February 1948 .

Since, this nation had too many Rt Hon Prime Ministers, His or Her Excellency (HE) the Presidents and Rt Hon Members of parliament, ministers and deputy ministers. Finally in 2022 the country was bankrupt.

you know mum, now in this new experiment they have President Bro (Brother), Prime Minister Sis (Sister) the rest all brothers and sisters. They don't have those HE, Rt Hon prefixes associated with their names. It is a new thing I bet you haven't heard anything like it and it's related to Karl Marx and Lenin, but I like it.

Noooh, not reggae reggae sauce that's Levi Root, Oh my day ma, I am talking about a different Lenin here, you know, the Russian one.

Anyway, I hate those prefixes, they are not ordinary are they. They feel like untouchable, not down to earth, above the law, aristocratic and very posh or snobby.

what can say, strange things happen in this B**** world, wishing them a good luck, Hopefully may they all be able to live in a 'Rich Country' and a 'Beautiful life'.

Please make me a cuppa ma, make it with 'Ceylon tea' ma. you know the ones in elephant tea caddy. ta.

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Families give £9m more to donkeys than military veterans in wills

Story by Matthew Davis, The Telegraph, On 08/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, I say nothing except,
We have a state minister for veterans but we don't have a state minister for donkeys do we?,
Need another cuppa ma.

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Saturday, 9 Nov 2024, 14:30

Putin praises Trump, says Russia is ready for dialogue

Story by Vladimir Soldatkin and Guy Faulconbridge, Reuters, On 08/11/2024, Available online at

AI mum, 'Art of the Deal' begins ma
What ever the rhetoric coming out this mouth, I only love one phrase 'No new wars'
you see ma, you remember those comical diplomacy with the little rocket man,
Noooh, not Elton John, you know the one in Korean peninsula, it did the trick didn't it.
Lucky, you and me we don't have to go to London palladium any more for next four years
Now we can watch Mr Bleach Vs yankees and the rest.
I love yankees ma, don't you? such a joy. 
Put the kettle on ma, I may need few cups, keep boiling.

Labour minister struggles to name any benefits of Trump election win in awkward Question Time grilling

Story by Lucy Leeson, The Independent, On 08/11/2024, Online available at

Well ma, They are not very optimistic are they? that's their problem,
But, you and me and the yankee majority are, aren't we ma?
Never mind Trump's win, the big question is 'what are the benefits of Labour's election win'
Finding pot holes, sorrrrrrrry it's not pot holes, Black holes, they are finding black holes everywhere, like a new team of NASA scientists.
Need another cuppa.
 


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MIMY2SAI's 'The Full English'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Tuesday, 24 Sept 2024, 17:41

PM Starmer makes horrendous gaffe and accidentally calls for Hamas to 'return sausages'

The Metro, On 24/09/2024, Online available at

PM Starmer makes horrendous gaffe and accidentally calls for Hamas to 'return sausages' (msn.com)

AI mum, I didn't know that there was a threat to our beloved Full English....A shortage of sausages

Even on a big day and a big stage like this cannot forget the Full English can you???

Need another cuppa ma.


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MIMY2SAI says 'More about Labour's Father Christmas'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Tuesday, 24 Sept 2024, 16:36

Labour peer at centre of donations row avoids questions

Sky News, On 24/09/2024, Online available at

Labour peer at centre of donations row avoids questions (msn.com)

Can you believe it ma, A media mogul avoids media. I bet he can't find the right words or  may be lost his script. only god knows.

Oh my lord, Lord Ali lost for words, It only happens in 'Great Britain', great.

Make another brew for me please. I am boiling......



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MIMY2SAI found something 'Unique and Odd'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Tuesday, 24 Sept 2024, 14:36

Labour MP blasts her own party over clothing donations scandal - 'I have never accepted anything!'

Story by Gabrielle Wilde, GB News, On 24/09/2024, Online available at,

AI mum, Here is something to cheer us up. I found a 'Stateswoman' not an 'Estatewoman', Time is right for everyone to come clean. So one down, how many left, can't count..... So go on rest of the lot, be brave and tell us whether you have clean or murky fingers. you can tell us if you haven't put fingers in anyone's pie. Go on do it, If this lady can you all can unless you all have something to hide. So we don't have to check your parliamentary records. Right mum,

OK, Take it easy ma, I know, we don't have time for that, Don't you feel proud of this lady, Truly 'Honourable' without a doubt 'Rt Hon'. Yeah, I know ma unfortunately they all are, you know why 'No rules were broken'. But the rules stinks aren't they??
 
Finally 'Light at the end of the tunnel' eh, the problem is ma 'Where is the end of the tunnel?', we can't find it can we?
Have we lost ma? we have.... Could you please pass me that miners lamp, need to find the way out,
and another cuppa ma, Thanks


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MIMY2SAI's 'The story of the Father Christmas of the Labour Party'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Tuesday, 24 Sept 2024, 13:14

Labour conference: Asking me about donations isn’t nice, says Lord Alli

 By Dominic Penna, Genevieve Holl-Allen, Jacob Freedland, Ben Riley-Smith, The Telegraph, On 24/09/2024, Online available at

Oh Lord! mum, you see, It is not nice to ask a very interesting, very much relevant, very modern, legit and a valid question.
Why, Why, Why, do you give gifts to better of people in the society. The ordinary people donate to charities for their good causes. These people are not charities, are they?
Don't you think it is bit odd mum, Us feeding less fortunate and he is feeding fortunate, 

The million dollar question  mum is 'Why he donates to 'Better of', What was he expecting or what does he expect from these donations, These were not for good causes were they?. So mum 'It is not nice to ask about them' right.

Ok, mum, you and me as an ordinary people, only can assume that 'To Fiddle the System'.
Is that the right answer mum or is there anything else that we both don't know? Curious, me too.
Believe me ma, I think I have voted for the last time in this life, yeah it was for the 'Father Christmas' Party' and always had been, I didn't know he exists did I?
Yeah, go on ma put the kettle on. We need a brew and me popping out later to the 'Food Bank' to give them a hand.
Thanks ma.

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MIMY2SAI says 'The PM's real worry'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Tuesday, 24 Sept 2024, 11:49

Keir Starmer: 'I don't spend my time worrying about Nigel Farage'

Story by Mikey Smith, The Mirror, On 22/09/2024, Online available at
Keir Starmer: 'I don't spend my time worrying about Nigel Farage' (msn.com)

AI mum, We know what is the real worry of this gentleman don't we. Arsenal's next match.
How is he going to watch it, He should go to the stadium, There is no good vibe or buzz around No 10 to watch the match and it is not like the stand also he is a season ticket holder he can't just give that up. So It is a must go, He can't sacrifice his happiness for pubic duties you see, no one has done in the past so why should he?
'No rule has broken' the popular mantra. we will hear this a lot in the future ma, you watch.....
Put the kettle on ma, 

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MIMY2SAI's 'Lord Ali's pie and murky fingers'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Saturday, 21 Sept 2024, 11:42

Waheed Alli: How Labour donor’s largesse tarnished government’s squeaky clean image

By Jim Pickard and Anna Gross, Financial Times, On 19/09/2024, Online available at
Waheed Alli: How Labour donor’s largesse tarnished government’s squeaky clean image (ft.com)

AI mum, you see who hasn't put fingers in his pie, I reckon only few
now we know how tasty the pie is, don't we? So my big fat question to the Labour conference ' Before we start talking about Big Issues, Hands up those who hasn't put fingers in Lord Ali's tasty pie'
Put the kettle on , everything will be fine ma, after all this a labour government, Clue is in the name 'LABOUR'
Labour you know the working class.
Make me a builder's cuppa, I want to feel like a working class.

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MIMY2SAI's ' Charity Update'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Saturday, 21 Sept 2024, 10:35

Keir Starmer, Rayner and Reeves WON'T accept more gifts for clothing

Story by James Tapsfield, Daily Mail, On 20/09/2024, Online available at

AI mum, There was a notice on the door of No 10 Downing Street. It says

'This charity is now temporary closed due to public annoyance and the fear of losing next general election. Therefore, please take your donations to the nearest charity ( Not to the next door). Do not leave your gifts outside as you will be fined for fly tipping by the Westminster Council and so sorry for the inconvenience caused by this. Please note that we will start accepting donations when the public annoyance die down. We will welcome you all in due course'.

Why now????????? sorry did you say 'better late than never'
you see ma now a days we don't have States men, we only have Estates men who are very keen on their estates.

Please, make another cuppa ma.

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Friday, 20 Sept 2024, 18:21

Stop taking freebies, Labour MPs tell Starmer

Story by Amy Gibbons, Ben Riley-Smith, The Telegraph, On 20/09/2024, Online available at

AI mum, I agree ' Stop it ' will you, It is so ugly and filthy from every angle.
It is so unsocialist and non-liberal, He can be an example to the rest of the world ma can't he?. They all looking at him, Remember mum, This gentleman ballooned his testicles by screaming against those things when he sat on the opposite side of that building until recently.
Here is an idea, direct those freebies to a chosen charity. The public will praise him.. did you say will be jubilant? hmm
Put the kettle on ma please, make me a builder's cuppa, I want to feel like a 'tool maker'
 

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MIMY2SAI's ' The Magic Wand to Change Classes'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Friday, 20 Sept 2024, 14:20

Kemi Badenoch says she ‘went from middle class to working class’ after working at McDonald’s at 16

Story by Oliver Browning, The Independent, On 18/09/2024, Online available at

Ma, need another cuppa, make a builder's one for me, it will feel me more like working class.

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MIMY2SAI's ' The Change Update'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Friday, 20 Sept 2024, 14:50

Starmer’s £100,000 in tickets and gifts more than any other recent party leader

Story by Rowena Mason, The Guardian, On 18/09/2024, Online available at

AI mum, The change is doing alright.
Yeah, I know the Rt.Hon. Gentleman said 'No rules have broken'
But, you know mother those rules are ugly and filthy from every angle. 
Wonder what the donors were expecting? Aha, I found what one of them wanted

Lord Alli demanded crackdown on ‘bullying’ newspapers

Story by Daniel Martin, Jacob Freedland, The Telegraph, On 20/09/2024, Online available at

He also got an extra key to No 10 Downing Street too. Isn't that nice

Put the kettle on ma please. I need a strong one, thanks

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MIMY2SAI's 'Quote of the Day'

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Girl, 8, died of sepsis after being sent home by GP who said hospital was full

Story by Telegraph reporters, On 15/09/2024, Online available at

AI mum, the doctor must know better 😭

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MIMY2SAI's 'Charity Update'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Sunday, 15 Sept 2024, 11:33

British PM breached parliament's rules over clothing donations to wife - Sunday Times

Story by Reuters, On 15/09/2024, Available online at,

AI mum, you see ' The Change' has started hasn't it? 
I didn't know that ' No 10, Downing street accepting donations from public for their upkeep. This probably happened after ' The Change' or was it a charity before 😮
Who ever this gentleman, he has chosen the most suitable and eligible charity in the country for his donations believe me ma,😏
What do you think? He deserve a 'gong' right 😏
What did you say ' you look after me I look after you policy'. 
No ma you been ridiculous, I haven't heard  such a thing, especially not in Great Britain.
Please put the kettle on, I am boiling.🤦

Ma Here is the link to read about this honourable gentleman if you can find some free time for pleasure reading. it is good for your stress management.

My pleasure!!!

Lammy: Clothes donations help Starmers ‘look their best’ for the UK

Story by David Hughes, Evening Standard, On 15/09/2024, Online available at

Oh God give me strength,

Ma need another cuppa, thanks. Also a link for your pleasure reading ma, another black hole creator

How much does the Prime Minister get paid? Sir Keir Starmer’s new salary explained

By Jack Slater and Sam Courtney-Guy, The Metro, On 5/07/2024, Online available at

How much does the prime minister get paid? Keir Starmer's salary revealed | Politics News | Metro News


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MIMY2SAI'S 'Story of a Taxphobe's Own Goal'

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Edited by Chaminda Munasinghe, Thursday, 5 Sept 2024, 19:14

Nadhim Zahawi sparks backlash after tweeting photo of homeless man in one of London’s richest areas

Story by Archie Mitchel, The Independent, On 04/09/2024, Online available at

AI mum, you see this mukari gentleman who is taxphobic, was trying to score a goal and eventually ending up scoring an own goal.
I love this rich and famous celebrity drama don't you?
Put the kettle on, I need a cuppa, I am boiling.
What did you say? No, I don't need something cool

Here is the link to read more about this mukari gentleman,

Ma, Here the homeless campaigner in action again,

Robert Jenrick's £20k donation from millionaire ex-chancellor Zahawi

Story by David Wilcock, Daily Mail, On 5/09/2024, Online available at

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Telegraph Cartoons, August 2024 Online available at, Telegraph cartoons – August 2024 (msn.com)

AI mum, These Black Hole and White Hole both sucks, be careful

Here some of them who got suck in to these 'Black and White Holes'

Winter fuel cut means ‘triple whammy’ for pensioners with younger partners

Story by Adam-t-forrest, The i, On 01/09/2024, Online available at

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MIMY2SAI'S 'Quotes of the day'

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TOP 25 QUOTES BY TONY BENN (of 147) | A-Z Quotes (azquotes.com)

AI mum, Surely this gentleman wasn't talking about the 'Winter Fuel Payment' right,

 Put the kettle on, we need a chat don't we?

Oh, by the way socialism read here, Socialism - Wikipedia  

To read about Late Rt Hon Tony Benn    Tony Benn - Wikipedia                                                                                              

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MIMY2SAI'S Story of 'Unconscious Bias'

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Muslim Leaders Outraged as Jenrick Calls for Arrest of ‘Allahu Akbar’ Protesters

Story by Grant Gallacher, Now Buzz, On 18/08/2024, Online available at

AI mum, you know what they say 'Happy wife happy life'
Need another cuppa ma, when you have some free time read about this mukari gentleman too

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MIMY2SAI says 'Meanwhile in Clacton'

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Farage denies getting £98,000 monthly salary from GB News

Sky News, On 18/08/2024, Online available at

Farage denies getting £98,000 monthly salary from GB News (msn.com)

AI mum, look finally Clacton have created some wealth.

So what, Bless them, they only voted him to be a nuisance.

Put the kettle on ma, please.


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