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MIMY2SAI says 'Meanwhile in SriLanka'

Tuesday, 15 Apr 2025, 11:03
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153-year-old tortoise selected for New Year’s oil anointing at Dehiwala Zoo.

Story by C P Samarawickrama, Daily Mirror (SriLanka),On 15/04/2025, Online available at

153-year-old tortoise selected for New Year’s oil anointing at Dehiwala Zoo - Breaking News | Daily Mirror

AI mum, Isn't that nice he gets oil treatment in his old age, wonder whether he kept his head out through out the ceremony.

Oh, Don't be jealous, OK, you will get the oil treatment too,

Aren't your feet a bit flaky, alright, alright, this oil will sooth them,

Put the kettle on, need a drink, oiling is not easy you know.



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MIMY2SAI's 'House of Magicians'

Sunday, 16 Mar 2025, 22:57
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Doctors overdiagnosing mental health conditions, Streeting says, amid expected benefit reforms

Story by Josh Salisbury, Evening Standard, On 16/03/2025. Online available at

AI mum, you see this mukari gentleman became a psychiatrist overnight.

Ma, check this out—this place is like a factory for quick qualifications, isn’t it? Can you even imagine how people who spent 7-8 years working their socks off to get the same thing must feel?.

Put the kettle on, need another cuppa.


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MIMY2SAI says 'yeah man'

Sunday, 16 Mar 2025, 16:13
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Covid-19: The politicians who failed Britain during the Pandemic five years on.

Story by Mikey Smith, Mirror. On 16/03/2025. Online available on

AI mum, failure in more chill tone

Boris Johnson: Dude was all over the place—skipped key meetings, slow to act, and even bragged about shaking hands with Covid patients. Oh, and those Downing Street parties? Not a good look.

Dominic Cummings: Broke lockdown rules, took a road trip to “test his eyesight” (seriously?), and tanked public trust big time.

Matt Hancock: Let Covid patients into care homes without testing them, and then got caught breaking his own social distancing rules with a staff member. Yikes. Remember him 'Done a Hancock in public office' nooor not 'Hung Cock' it's 'Hancock', I wouldn't imagine a 'Hung Cock'

Rishi Sunak: His Eat Out to Help Out plan? Yeah, it kinda backfired and spread more Covid. Plus, billions went poof in fraudulent loans.
The Great British politicians 
Put the kettle on ma, need a cuppa



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MIMY2SAI says 'Business is Booming'

Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025, 10:42
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UK's migration trap EXPOSED as halal butchers and kebab shops issuing hundreds of skilled worker visas

Story by Steven Edginton, GB News, On 12/03/2025. Online available at

AI mum, Not bad, £20,000 for an one sponsorship, not bad at all.

Put the kettle on ma, I was just looking at the rise of the right wing that's all.

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MIMY2SAI says 'Something Fishy'

Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025, 10:29
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Arrested captain of ship involved in North Sea crash is Russian national.

Sky News, On 12/03/2025. Online available at

Arrested captain of ship involved in North Sea crash is Russian national

AI mum, Can you smell it? this is so fishy. it's like living near to a fishing harbour. So So So fishy.

Captain was playing Russian roulette with look outs.

Russian national, US jet fuel, In British territorial sea, hmmmmm, I mean so so so fishy. Oh come on ma, we know where this is heading to don't we?

Put the kettle on, I need a cuppa. 


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MIMY2SAI's 'Anxiety Kick in'

Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025, 13:59
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'Labour don't need to cut benefits - make the wealthy pay more tax instead'

Story by Paul Speed, Mirror, On 11/03/2025. Online available at.

AI mum, Cha, Cha they can't do that can they? They don't want to lose sponsorship of 'Lord Ali' do they?
Yes, there are so many Allis you know mother, They don't want to break their heart you know,
'Tax the Rich', it is not easy you know, they will abandon this country you know, like that plumber did you know,
Then this country lose the glamour you know. Then we will be poorer you know.

Put the kettle on ma, I am fuming 


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MIMY2SAI '🤦‍♂️'

Sunday, 9 Mar 2025, 14:55
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‘You’ve got a willy, so you’re a man’ – Transgender case tribunal barrister

Story by Sarah Ward. Evening Standard. 09/03/2025. Online available at

AI mum, I thought that is the case, Fair and square, hey
OK, you said no comment, fine by me.

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MIMY2SAI says 'Metal detector's Twin Brother Egg detector'

Friday, 28 Feb 2025, 12:04
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Chris Eubank Jr ‘scanned’ for eggs at amusing second press conference with Conor Benn

Story by Alex Pattle, The Independent. On 28/02/2025. Online available at

AI mum, Look they invented an egg scanner to detect eggs.
I feel like an idiot you know, I didn't know hand held scanners can detect Calcium Carbonate, albumin and all that,
We are bunch of idiots aren't we ma?

Put the kettle on ma, we need a cuppa

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MIMY2SAI's 'Real Comic'

Monday, 24 Feb 2025, 14:53
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Mikhail Kalashnikov interview: ‘I wanted my invention to serve peace – not make war easier’

Story by John Kampfner.The Telegraph. On 24/02/2025. Online available at

Mikhail Kalashnikov interview: ‘I wanted my invention to serve peace – not make war easier’

Look ma, This geezer invented a machine gun to serve peace, Isn't that hilarious?

Need a cuppa ma.


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MIMY2SAI says 'Hear to The Change'

Monday, 24 Feb 2025, 14:23
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British lawmaker Amesbury jailed for 10 weeks for punching passerby

Story by Reuters, On 24/02/2025. Online available at

AI ma, Hear to the change. Hear, Hear.
Democratically elected and was exercising his democratic right (Punching), Lord Jesus.
Of course I am taking the mickey.
Put the kettle on, what ever.

Here ma,you can watch the action man in action while enjoying your cuppa.

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MIMY2SAI's 'Fake News'

Saturday, 22 Feb 2025, 12:13
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MIMY2SAI says 'The Greatest Saying of the 21st Century'

Saturday, 15 Feb 2025, 19:40
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Elon Musk: US should mind its own business instead of pushing for regime change

Story by Joe Dawson. The Independent. On 15/02/2025. Online available at

AI ma, Isn't that nice. World is going to be a better place finally. New USA regime is brilliant and very sensible.
Happy days ma, Happy days,
What about the NATO, Nah ma I didn't talk about the No Action Talks Only, The other NATO, you know the one, The North Atlantic one which is extending up to Australia.
Put the kettle on ma, Have you got any bicci? 

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MIMY2SAI's 'Britain at War'

Tuesday, 11 Feb 2025, 12:36
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Gen Z aren't proud to be British, wouldn't go to war for our country

Story by Taryn Pedler. The Daily Mail, On 11/02/2025. Online available at

AI ma, Can you blame them?

They probably fed uuup with what happened to Afghanistan, you remember, Handed over to Taliban
Again you look at Iraq and Libya ma, What did they achieve? 
Those unpatriotic wars, achieved nothing, but the misery and sorrow. 
Britain be a peace maker, not a war monger, sorry ma I know, I am getting to that mood aren't I? sorrrrry 

Put the kettle on ma, I need a drink.

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MIMY2SAI says ' OOPS'

Wednesday, 5 Feb 2025, 23:10
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Trump wants US oil producers to ‘drill, baby, drill.' They’re not interested: Report

Story by Mary Papenfuss, The Independent, On 05/02/2025, Online available at

AI ma, The big man got a problem in his drill bits,
Put the kettle on, I need a drink

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MIMY2SAI says 'Oh what a world'

Tuesday, 4 Feb 2025, 12:13
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No cat ban in Scotland', John Swinney confirms

BBC News. On 04/02/2025. Online available at

'No cat ban in Scotland' First Minister John Swinney confirms - BBC News


AI ma and Hi from Mr Snowy!!!


 My little boy and his friends are safe for now.

I'll tell you one thing ma, this little fella and his friends are thousands times better than some moronic humans on planet earth because they only bring us comfort and joy whereas some bloody humans always bring us misery and discomfort.

Put the kettle on ma, I am fuming.


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MIMY2SAI's 'Drill baby Drill syndrome'

Saturday, 1 Feb 2025, 12:55
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Keir Starmer must fire Ed Miliband - Net Zero is killing us and here's why.

Opinion by Kelvin Mackenzie, GB News, On 1/02/2025, Online available at,

Oh ma, Here we go 'Drill baby Drill syndrome' start to spread in Great Britain.

you know ma, it is a well known fact isn't it? "When Americans catch a cold, the British start sneezing." 
 
"Hey, those who drill gotta be careful, ma. Some holes just can't handle the thrust, you know? And they will collapse'

What did you say? I haven't got anything in my mind, There is no bloody double meaning.

Put the kettle on ma.

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MIMY2SAI says ' The 4Ds '

Tuesday, 14 Jan 2025, 16:51
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UK anti-corruption minister Tulip Siddiq resigns

Story by Reuters, On 14/01/2025, Online available at

AI mum, here is another case that we saw the similar pattern didn't we?

Deny, Defend, Destroy and Depart.

First, I have done nothing wrong, The denial.
Second, allies and friends, Oh they are very confident about the character, The defence.
Third, dignity and reputation going down the drain, if there any left, The destruction.
Fourth, The ultimate departure, sad realisation, I can't hang on ma, sorry in this case, I can't hang on aunt, it's impossible, they are taking the mickey of us, so tarra,cheerio.

Put the kettle on ma, I need a drink.

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MIMY2SAI felt inhumane

Saturday, 21 Dec 2024, 16:22
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Just Stop Oil protester, 77, recalled to prison as wrists too small for tag

Story by William Warnes, Evening Standard, On 21/12/2024, Online available at

Oh God mum, Very draconian isn't it?

'We have a duty to enforce sentences passed down by the independent judiciary

Ministry of Justice spokesperson' said
Here are some suggestions from an ordinary person how to enforce sentences in this type of scenario mum,
* Give a specific time of the day to confirm their whereabout via a phone call to 101 (Non-emergency police)
* Report to the nearest police station once a week, that will do
Win - Win situation
Make that cuppa for me mum, I am fuming


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MIMY2SAI 'Confused dot Com'

Friday, 29 Nov 2024, 11:51
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Crypto-tycoon who bought infamous banana artwork for $6.2million eats fruit in bizarre stunt

Story by Josh Salisbury, Evening Standard, On 29/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, Here we go,
Don't be surprised, if 'The comedian poo' appears in another auction some where in America for another $6 million OK.
Make another chamomile for me please.

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MIMY2SAI says 'The Change is happening'

Friday, 29 Nov 2024, 10:45
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Transport Secretary ‘pleaded guilty’ over work phone incident

Story by Caitlin Doherty, The Independent, On 29/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, you see, the labour government has started to build trust in politics as they said and promised,
Oh my,my.

Something is wrong somewhere, I can't figure it out. Talking about the British standards and British values, what happened to them, Oh mamma mia! 

If a political party cannot find suitable candidates to represent the constituents, there is nothing much we can expect from them. She only resigned from the government, still will be sitting on a green bench and will preach, preach and preach to the country.

Saying no more ma, don't you start, I had enough,
Make chamomile one for me please,

Noooooh, I am not angry, Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeed up to my back teeth, yeah I know no need to mention about my wisdom tooth, it was rotten ok, that's why dentist took it out. Nothing to do with politics ok.

It's alright, I am not going to vote in this life again am I?,

'Vote Boycott' that' s me ma.

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MIMY2SAI says 'No Comment'

Wednesday, 27 Nov 2024, 23:20
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Heartbreaking reaction of the 74-year-old banana seller who sold 35c fruit that became $6 million artwork

Story by Kelly Rissman, The Independent, On 27/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, here quote of the year
'Those who bought it, what kind of people are they?” he asked. “Do they not know what a banana is?”
and 
'Alam continues to work at the fruit stand, selling four bananas for one dollar, while Sun made plans to eat the $6.2 million duct-taped banana on November 29'.
Story of the 21st Century, something isn't right ma, but I can't figure it out.
Put the kettle on ma,


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MIMY2SAI feeling wotset

Tuesday, 26 Nov 2024, 10:30
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Woman who legally 'doesn't exist' can't work, get a passport or live on her own

Story by Tom Sanders, The Metro, On 26/11/2024, Online available at.

AI mum, Here is some extractions,

'She has been told the Home Office can’t help her as she is not by public record a ‘British citizen’ while the General Register Office and Gateshead Council are unsure how to progress her case'. 😡

'She has tried to get legal representation, but was quoted £20,000 by a lawyer'. 😱
‘I was passed from school to school like a parcel. I’ve been in about ten schools.’ 😢😢😢

'The Home Office has been approached for comment'. 😨
I know the comment that they are going to make ma very famous Very British, 'We can't and do not comment on individual cases'🙄
I don't need bloody cuppa, Inject me some general anaesthetic in higher dose..


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Tuesday, 19 Nov 2024, 10:54
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Liz Truss claims Britain needs its own Donald Trump

Story by Andy Gregory, The Independent, On 19/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, did you hear that, we have a few haven't we,

Okeeey, Lets apply some simple maths to political science shall we,

             If   a = b and a = c
             therefore, b = c
 Now, Liz Truss               = Donald Trump
          Nigel Farage         = Donald Trump
          Boris Johnson       = Donald Trump
          Suella Braverman = Donald Trump
          Kemi Badenoch    = Donald Trump

Therefore,  Liz Truss = Nigel Farage = Boris Johnson = Suella Braverman = Kemi Badenoch
So here we have it. However, to come to power they should eliminate the forgotten factor,

            The forgotten factor is, UK ≠ USA
Lets have that cuppa mum, make it Earl Grey. Ta               

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Sunday, 17 Nov 2024, 15:53
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The beautiful island country with beaches, elephants and history that's 27C in December

Story by Sarah Barltrop, Daily Express, On 17/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, it's true. This island nation recently began a new political experiment after done so many since their independence from the British rule on 4 February 1948 .

Since, this nation had too many Rt Hon Prime Ministers, His or Her Excellency (HE) the Presidents and Rt Hon Members of parliament, ministers and deputy ministers. Finally in 2022 the country was bankrupt.

you know mum, now in this new experiment they have President Bro (Brother), Prime Minister Sis (Sister) the rest all brothers and sisters. They don't have those HE, Rt Hon prefixes associated with their names. It is a new thing I bet you haven't heard anything like it and it's related to Karl Marx and Lenin, but I like it.

Noooh, not reggae reggae sauce that's Levi Root, Oh my day ma, I am talking about a different Lenin here, you know, the Russian one.

Anyway, I hate those prefixes, they are not ordinary are they. They feel like untouchable, not down to earth, above the law, aristocratic and very posh or snobby.

what can say, strange things happen in this B**** world, wishing them a good luck, Hopefully may they all be able to live in a 'Rich Country' and a 'Beautiful life'.

Please make me a cuppa ma, make it with 'Ceylon tea' ma. you know the ones in elephant tea caddy. ta.

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Friday, 8 Nov 2024, 14:23
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Families give £9m more to donkeys than military veterans in wills

Story by Matthew Davis, The Telegraph, On 08/11/2024, Online available at

AI mum, I say nothing except,
We have a state minister for veterans but we don't have a state minister for donkeys do we?,
Need another cuppa ma.

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