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All the kids loved the laundry visit. Except Lynn.
She threw up on the second spin.
They warned me to wear earplugs. Naturallly, I didn't listen.
The spring flowers
The summer grass
Thus do the seasons grow and pass.
The autumn leaves
The winter snow
Thus do the seasons come and go.
“Name a bird that lives on the wing”, the question master read out. Tom was forced to think swiftly.
"You've got ten, yes ten, lovely little pink toes", said his mother. Tom totally agreed.
"Mama, please may I have a soft toy?", Tom requested.
I bought myself a Zimmer frame,
And though it seems quite silly,
When I went to have a wee
I couldn’t hold my willy.
I opened a shop selling soap powder. But the bank pulled the plug on me. Now the business is going down the drain. I'm feeling washed out.
Humpty Dumpty...
Is he all he's cracked up to be?
“Our bakery has burned down”, I said.
“You mean, you mean...”.
“Yes. The business is toast”.
“You mean, you mean...”.
“Yes. The business is toast”.
A good journey is one where you make many mistakes.
Q. Why did the dog pop down its local?
A. Because it fancied a swift arf!
I'm off
VICE − BIG NEW CLAMPDOWN
If as a pirate I would dare
I'd sing a pirate song
I'd buckle up my swash and wear
My cutlass all day long.
Q. What do you call a worn-out teddy bear?
A. Exhausted!
I hate being rebuffed. I didn't like being buffed in the first place.
Please vote on procrastination
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