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Edited by David Smith, Thursday, 10 Feb 2011, 13:45

'I wandered lonely as a cloud' said Wordsworth. Having read the preface to 'lyrical ballads' I'm not surprised the big-headed tosspot had no friends.

I went to a talk last night on 'fusion media' ( I know what are they like!) and it was quite mind-boggling how much influence social networking and all that old bollleaux has and how important it's become. I know I'm an old dinosaur, but I really can't get my head around it all. I'm not very keen on socialising with people I like let alone with complete strangers who by definiton must be a bit iffy in the first place (otherwise they'd be just as cynical as me about social networking, and not sending friend requests to other complete strangers online), so it all leaves me feeling a bit defensive really. Well, I guess I could take the view that 'the best defense is attack' and just tell anyone who does send me a friend request to eff off, but that would sort of defeat the object of forcing myself to give it a go in the first place, wouldn't it?

So while a bit late for a New Years resolution I have now set up a 'twitter' thingummy and will see what happens. If I can keep it up for a while (ooer missus) I will then make the leap to actually posting an online blog (not an OU one) and/or website and linking them up, along with a new facebook thingy which I'll keep totally separate from my current facebook thingy which I don't use but has some family stuff on it I wouldn't want strangers seeing.

 

If anybody is still checking in to this 'HELLO AGAIN', but given my long absence and the fact that I'm not posting elsewhere, I think this particular blog might be a Mallard Mort.

For all A210ers, hope you enjoyed the Romantics more than I didn't... Colour Purple next - at last something that won't have me vomiting on my shoes while I'm reading. Well, assuming I haven't been drinking. That said, I rarely drink while reading. Or driving. No, I never read while driving. Well, only maps, but that's not really reading is it? I really must get sat nav - that way I can get stuck down narrow country lanes behind articulated lorries whcich are also equipped with sat nav.

 

Sorry. I'm waffling... My blood sugar must be low. Let's do lunch the social networking way - I eat a sandwich in my kitchen, you eat one in yours and we'll text each other later to say how nice it was. Oh, you had  prosciutto and parmesan bruschetti with red onion marmalade, did you? With sun dried tomato, wild rocket and lambs lettuce on the side? Lovely! I had luncheon meat.

Ciao. Missing you already...

:D

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Here we go... 2, 3, 4...

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Edited by David Smith, Friday, 24 Dec 2010, 10:48

Well, we're almost there... Loads to do today, as i'm sure you'll agree, but I'd just like to join FC in wishing anyone reading this the very best for Christmas and for the coming year. Eat, drink, be merry, and may all your hangovers be short ones.xx

Doesn't seem like Santa's contribution to the blog was particularly well received, but Joanne and I enjoyed it! As the big man himself would say 'Ho Hum...' Anyhoo. Remember to put a mince pie and sherry out for him and a carrot for Rudolph, and in the words of Tiny Tim ,

God Bless Us Every One...

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Ooooohhh the day before the day before... how exciting!

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well it might be snowing here, but...

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:D

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panto time!

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Oh: I notice Santa has a preference for Tolkein's 'Dwarves' rather than Disney's 'Dwarfs'... Now, I like 'Dwarfs', and I like 'Dwarves', but which one is better? There's only one way to find out......

 

VOTE! 

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poor rudolph :(

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Edited by David Smith, Monday, 20 Dec 2010, 12:40

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Snow, snow, thick-thick snow...

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dancing on ice...

Santa:

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:David

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White christmas? B*****ks!

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Agggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Bloody, ******** snow!
Thought we'd get the jump on the snow and Christmas food shopping by going yesterday rather than today...
Left at about 1.30, with a very fine 'dust' of snowfall... Got out onto the main road just as what can only be described as a blizzard blew up, dumping about an inch of snow in the space of no more than five or ten minutes... It was so cold, though, that it froze on impact, leaving the roads sheet-ice. Decided not to turn round and head home, as was low on petrol, but changed plans from driving to our usual supermarket to a nearer one. Meant I would have to pay 'cash' rather than spending the vouchers I'd saved for crimbo, but under the circs. that seemed small tatas. Cutting to the chase, we got home at 8.30 last night, the return journey - all of five miles or so - having taken well over four hours. Absolute gridlock, which even the emergency services trying to attend the multitude of collisions couldn't get through at various points. I was stuck for around two hours on the steepest, longest hill for miles around, having to hill start repeatedly and and/or sit on the handbreak, moving forward in inches every time the car in front did to prevent the three lanes of traffic either side of me (a junction where two filter lanes from the town centre meet two filter lanes from the motorway exit, merging withing the space of 100yds or so to one of the busiest single lane roads outside of central London)jumping the queue. The smell of burning rubber from my clutch was absolutely terrifying, and I know I've got a walloping bill to look forward to sometime between now and New Year (weather permitting, of course, 'cos i've still got to reach the garage). Hairy, scarey stuff...

And we STILL haven't got a tree. Old tatty looking one will get a repreive this year and go up later. And damn Hugh Fernley Whittigstall's eyes - there's not a bit of celariac to be found for miles around since he sung its praises on TV the other night. Why can't these TV chefs keep their gobs shut? What with gastro pubs reinventing the cheaper cuts of meat we used to buy and the likes of Huge making various veg and fruit nobody would touch a year ago fashionable my shopping bill is going through the roof, and I can't find the stuff I want anyway! Bah freeking humbug.

That said, I appreciate that burnt out clutch and all we're at least in a better position than some. As this mornings flurries have evolved into four or five inches of the stuff I can see how the next few days are gonna be nightmarish for many while we're just confined to barracks.

Very best - hope you all get to the shops and back safely.

Dreaming of a White Christmas? Am I ********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Anyhoo... enough of me - let's get back to Santa:

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:David

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on the fiff day of Christmas...

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Edited by David Smith, Friday, 17 Dec 2010, 10:56
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New blog post

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hmmm...

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Ho hum!

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more North Pole frolics! 

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on the second day of Christmas...

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:D

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Handing over the reins......

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As I said a couple of days ago, I'm going to be quite busy Christmas shopping, decking the halls with bells and holly, rimming the melching pot with seasonal cheer, boiling my pudding, braising my duff, Christmas Rapping with the Waitresses, cooking, cleaning, carol-singing, belching and farting (oh, no - that's boxing day) etc etc etc over the next dozen, in prep for the big day.

A while ago I discovered a secret portal in the interweb thingy that connected me to a hidden server operating from somewhere just outside of Resolute Bay in Nortern Canada. The portal is very well protected by Firewalls and Ice Trolls, but with the help of some lads from my son's skool we should be able to keep it open for long enough to catch a screen grab each day. Hope you'll find them as interesting as we did ;)

 

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Oh - and feel free to pass on the blog addy to anyone else you think might be interested.

 

L8rs

 

David 

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