Personal Blogs
Running dry
.
I can't stand unfinished sentences. I'm determined to put a stop to them.
One Liner
My firm installs lifts. Business, hmm, it's up and down.
One Liner
I had a business helping companies with paperwork. Unfortunately it went into administration.
Companions
So we among the wastes of Time must go.
Are Love and Death the only friends we know?
Be bold, be brave, and understand,
You only need to hold another hand.
When I Saw the Rainbow Bridge
Made me open my eyes quite wide
It was so beautiful.
On Hierarchies
We cannot expect a hierarchy to be fair. Unfairness is the whole point of its existence.
One Liner
Amazed to purchase a Border Collie, for almost nothing. Then I realised it was a sheep dog.
Kitchens Kept Klean
When the Frying Squad finishes, the Grime Squad gets going!
Kōan
The young pupil addressed the Abbess.
"Reverend Mother, how can I be a good teacher when I grow up?"
The Abbess replied: "By never forgetting you own childhood self."
Mondegreen
A colleague said they were going to Aberdovey.
In Wales? I questioned.
No it's in the Middle East?
Going Home, Short Poem
As I was going home tonight
All down a country lane,
The blackbirds and the thrushes all
Did speed me on my way.
Bee Line
Did you hear about the bee with hay fever? It was a pollen hater pollinator.
The littoral truth
Life. Shore is a beach.
Being serious
I'm in a very funny situation. Don't laugh.
One Liner
I don't like visiting the seaside. Never a pleasure, always a shore.
Haiku
Magnolia petals
Drifting in the stream. Another Spring's
Gone already.
Childhood Reminiscence
Some of our relatives didn't like the life and moved from the meres and wetlands to higher and drier ground. There, no longer needing a high calorific intake, and influenced by different role models, they usually became more slender; even svelte in some instances.
We always referred to them as thin kin outside the bogs.
Clerihew
Although King Canute
Thought a newt was cute.
He explained he didn't reign
Over the watery main.
Interviews with Imaginary Beings No.1
Me: You, Nick?
IB: That's what I just said.
New blog post
I had a business teaching Origami. But it folded when I didn't keep up with the paperwork.
One Liner
I opened a shop selling drones and they just flew off the shelves!
One Liner
Seriously though, I was the victim of a stick-up this week. I was held up at gum point.
One Liner
I've started a Lion sanctuary. It's been a roaring success.
One Liner
I started a company making deckchairs. But it soon folded.
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