After the neighbours' unfavourable comments on his insect pets, Tom felt even more need to keep his distance.
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"I won these coconuts for you", Tom said shyly.
"Many great artists have lived in a garret", said Tom loftily.
Thsi year we've been asking our Elf Team to step out of their traditional work writing mottoes for crackers and innovate. We invited them to come up with new ideas for gifts to give your friends next Yuletide.
For example, one Elf has drawn inspiration from combining two iconic songs of the last century, "With My Little Ukulele in My Hand" by George Formby, and "With Me Shillelagh Under My Arm", by Jack Daly.
The result is a unique must-have present, the Shillelagh-Lele, as depicted below.
Q. Why are Icelandic Sagas so boring?
A. Because they are just a lot of "Old Snores"!
In Old English the names for the days of the week were
Sunnandæg
Mōnandæg
Tīwesdæg
Wōdnesdæg
Þunresdæg
Frīgedæg
Sæternesdæg
As you see these are Sun, Moon; then four Teutonic gods; then Saturn, and are esentially the same names as today. (But I think the OE versions are more interesting to look at!)
Romans named day after planets (or at least celestial objects) and planets after deities, and other European peoples imitated this high-status idea but sometimes in translation. So we got Tiw, Woden, Thunnor, Friga in place of Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus. Saturn stayed where he was, and then we have the Sun and the Moon.
I've been looking at Old Norse day though, and In Old Norse there was an alternative name for Saturday: laugardag. This has survived into moderin Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish and Danish.
It apparently means something like 'pool-day', or 'wash day'. It's probably connected to 'laundry' and 'lavatory' via Latin and French repectively; to 'lye' a kind of soap; and to the name of the Greek resort "Loutraki" (=little bath).
So what was going on? Did Vikings wash more than other medieval Europeans and it's been forgotten? Did they wash their clothes weekly but in the later Middle Ages this was no longer the case? Did Romans wash every Saturn's day but only the north Germanic peoples rembembered there had been such a tradition? Did Old Norse people like to take a cold bath once a week, or visit a woodland spring where minor water deities resided?
Unless you track me in the snow
You never shall my feelings know
And you must track me in the sand
If you want to hold my hand
And you must follow in my wake
Follow for your feeling's sake
And you must follow me through fire
Follow follow me through fire
And you must trace me in the sky
And there we'll meet, and meeting die.
Q. Why is a hot burning passion like a field of campers?
A. Because it's in tents!
Bugloss: brass instruments
Calendula: slurred calendar
Comfrey: loosen
Freesia: ice bath
Iris: opp. of low risk
Lupin: flying in circles
Marigold: make wealthy connection
Orchid: youthful rower
Primula: uptight monarch
Statice: social class
Getting the alligator was a bit of a snap decision.
It was the loneliest
sound in the world
When we
heard the trains passing.
"Using this adhesive is child's play!". Tom was being simplistic.
Some people opine,
The Giant Redwood is superior to the Dwarf pine.
But if you ask me,
This is simply a case of bigotry.
I was down the Local tonight, and somehow we got talking about time. You know; when did we arrive, what time dinner is, and so on. We started glancing at our watches. "Hair past freckle' was mentioned by someone.
A stranger in the corner suddenly piped up. "I've been commission by the Beeb to make a new fly-on-the wall TV programme. It's going to be called "'Watch watch' watch".
"Well Old Man
Do you think this is your last Spring?"
"Not if I have anything to do with it!"
Yaws forever
I think death's breath
Is hot not
cold
as has
been foretold.
If you're really serious about regaining a youthful figure, cut back on how much you eat.
Remember the old saying, “Limitation is the sincerest form of flatter me.”
Courtney!
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