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Saturday, 15 Apr 2017, 00:45
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Haiku for Spring Rain
Friday, 14 Apr 2017, 21:47
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Walking home
Alone in the rain, I smelled.
Wet clothes. So I exist.
Fenland memories
Thursday, 13 Apr 2017, 22:24
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It only took one barley sugar to get Gran going and then her warmth filled the room. That's what you find with confection eaters.
A joke from a fool
Monday, 10 Apr 2017, 00:45
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Three men were sitting on a park bench. Which one was the king?
Bright Star Haiku
Sunday, 9 Apr 2017, 22:33
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When I felt those bright stars
They were so warm.
They glowed but they could only ask.
If another angel of intelligence
Could explain the strangeness of starriness.
Running dry
Friday, 7 Apr 2017, 20:26
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I won't say it again. Pull over at the next garage, fuel stop!
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Friday, 7 Apr 2017, 20:13
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I can't stand unfinished sentences. I'm determined to put a stop to them.
One Liner
Thursday, 6 Apr 2017, 23:22
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My firm installs lifts. Business, hmm, it's up and down.
One Liner
Thursday, 6 Apr 2017, 23:19
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I had a business helping companies with paperwork. Unfortunately it went into administration.
Companions
Thursday, 6 Apr 2017, 22:21
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So we among the wastes of Time must go.
Are Love and Death the only friends we know?
Be bold, be brave, and understand,
You only need to hold another hand.
When I Saw the Rainbow Bridge
Thursday, 6 Apr 2017, 21:37
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The rainbow bridge
Made me open my eyes quite wide
It was so beautiful.
Made me open my eyes quite wide
It was so beautiful.
On Hierarchies
Thursday, 6 Apr 2017, 21:29
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We cannot expect a hierarchy to be fair. Unfairness is the whole point of its existence.
One Liner
Wednesday, 5 Apr 2017, 20:14
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Amazed to purchase a Border Collie, for almost nothing. Then I realised it was a sheep dog.
Kitchens Kept Klean
Wednesday, 5 Apr 2017, 20:07
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When the Frying Squad finishes, the Grime Squad gets going!
Kōan
Tuesday, 4 Apr 2017, 22:14
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The young pupil addressed the Abbess.
"Reverend Mother, how can I be a good teacher when I grow up?"
The Abbess replied: "By never forgetting you own childhood self."
Mondegreen
Monday, 3 Apr 2017, 22:50
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A colleague said they were going to Aberdovey.
In Wales? I questioned.
No it's in the Middle East?
Going Home, Short Poem
Sunday, 2 Apr 2017, 20:52
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As I was going home tonight
All down a country lane,
The blackbirds and the thrushes all
Did speed me on my way.
Bee Line
Saturday, 1 Apr 2017, 23:42
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Did you hear about the bee with hay fever? It was a pollen hater pollinator.
The littoral truth
Saturday, 1 Apr 2017, 00:35
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Life. Shore is a beach.
Being serious
Saturday, 1 Apr 2017, 00:01
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I'm in a very funny situation. Don't laugh.
One Liner
Tuesday, 28 Mar 2017, 21:58
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I don't like visiting the seaside. Never a pleasure, always a shore.
Haiku
Tuesday, 28 Mar 2017, 21:13
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Magnolia petals
Drifting in the stream. Another Spring's
Gone already.
Childhood Reminiscence
Sunday, 26 Mar 2017, 23:34
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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 26 Mar 2017, 23:34
Where I was brought up in the fens (I can smell the water-mint again now) it was very wet and marshy. People made a living, fishing, fowling, and peat-digging. In the winter there was a lot of flooding and homes were very cold and dank, so we eat a lot, for comfort and insulation. As a result most of us had quite generous waistlines.
Some of our relatives didn't like the life and moved from the meres and wetlands to higher and drier ground. There, no longer needing a high calorific intake, and influenced by different role models, they usually became more slender; even svelte in some instances.
We always referred to them as thin kin outside the bogs.
Some of our relatives didn't like the life and moved from the meres and wetlands to higher and drier ground. There, no longer needing a high calorific intake, and influenced by different role models, they usually became more slender; even svelte in some instances.
We always referred to them as thin kin outside the bogs.
Clerihew
Sunday, 26 Mar 2017, 22:28
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Although King Canute
Thought a newt was cute.
He explained he didn't reign
Over the watery main.
Interviews with Imaginary Beings No.1
Friday, 24 Mar 2017, 23:46
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IB: I'm the one and only devil.
Me: You, Nick?
IB: That's what I just said.
Me: You, Nick?
IB: That's what I just said.
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