After some days
The committee was near consensus
On how to respond to the invasion
Just then the aliens broke in
And vaporised everyone.
After some days
The committee was near consensus
On how to respond to the invasion
Just then the aliens broke in
And vaporised everyone.
Forsythia is out in my garden.
This flower, which originated in the East, grows wild near where I live, a relic of what was once a thriving local industry. Farmers cultivated it and sent the cut blossoms up to Town on the fast train, so that Londoners could have flowers on the table at Easter. All that has gone long ago, but the plant hangs on in the hedgerows.
...another famous literary recluse, Henry Thoreau, a second self-cabin-builder. But time has run out. Search on his name, and find his famous aphorism, "Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify."
I once had a job in a soup factory. That’s gruelling work.
I was telling jokes in the sewing circle tonight. Well I had them in stitches!
Hoping to improve my complexion I bought a mud pack over the internet. Sadly, when it arrived it had passed its ooze by date.
Tom noticed the weather outside had turned chilli
I heard this and it made me smile.
Why do Firemen wear red braces?
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My friend was rushed to hospital after being kicked by a horse. Luckily his condition is stable.
Had an argument with a sea god. He’d better not Triton with me.
I looked 'pun' up in the Oxford English Dictionary and found this rather nice quotation from Addison, writing in the Spectator
Having pursued the History of a Punn,..I shall here define it to be a Conceit arising from the use of two Words that agree in the Sound, but differ in the Sense.
You can read the whole article from 1711 here.
I didn't find what I was looking for though. The OED says the word is 'Of uncertain origin'.
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