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The Salley Gardens

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I've been fond of this poem by W. B. Yeats for many years now.

Down by the salley gardens
   my love and I did meet;
She passed the salley gardens
   with little snow-white feet.
She bid me take love easy,
   as the leaves grow on the tree;
But I, being young and foolish,
   with her would not agree.

In a field by the river
   my love and I did stand,
And on my leaning shoulder
   she laid her snow-white hand.
She bid me take life easy,
   as the grass grows on the weirs;
But I was young and foolish,
   and now am full of tears.

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1932 Picture Puzzle

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Under my floorboards I found a newspaper (the Mirror) from 1932, with a picture puzzle. Too late to enter for the prize, but you might like to have a go anyway!


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Tom Swifty

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"He's heading for the Last Roundup", said Tom gravely.

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Haiku "The old path through the woods"

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When you don't tread

The old path through the woods

Moss soon covers it.

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Tom Swifty

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 1 Nov 2019, 23:06

"It's a one-span bridge", said Tom archly.

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One Liner

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I planned a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.

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Temps Perdu

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One Liner

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Old composers never die. They just decompose.

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Arrivals At The Cheesemonger's Ball

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Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome

From the Netherlands: Mr and Mrs Am, and their lovely son Ed.

From Switzerland: Mr and Mrs Entahl, and their gorgeous daughter Em.

From the UK: Mr and Mrs Ster, and their left-leaning son "Red" Les.

From Italy: Mr and Mrs Otta, and their versatile son Ric.

From Cyprus: Mr and Mrs Oumi, and their lovable son Hal.

From France: Mr and Mrs  Bear, and their beloved daughter Carmen.

From Scandinavia: Mr and Mrs Ishblue, and their tasty son Dan.

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Haiku

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Afterwards we ate ice cream

And watched the sunset

Burning hotly

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However: A Love Poem

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i love you however

how could we ever be together

if we tried

the ebb tide

and rickety framework of our past

would shatter like glass

the bitter shards of broken hearts

tearing ours apart 

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One Liner

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I’m changing my name by deed poll to ‘The Road’. Loads of free drinks.


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Common Buzzards

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 19 Oct 2019, 14:50


Photo: Ralph Gebhardt https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Buteo_buteo_060716_800v1.jpg

Often I hear the evocative calls of a pair of common buzzards circling over my house. For a recording from the RSPB website listen hereAudio player: CommonBuzzard13March2009LheebroekerzandHolland.mp3

When I was growing up in the East of England in the mid 20th century these birds were never seen. Killing to protect game birds had drastically the numbers of what was once a common bird. After illegal killing ceased numbers recovered but then two catastrophes set the resurgence back. Now the bird has recovered from these disasters and is common again, in every part of the UK. it's now our commonest bird of prey.

I've tried to capture the information from https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/wildlife-guides/bird-a-z/buzzard/ as a kind of time plot. It's just a sketch, the height of the graph is not accurate but just my attempt to make the story on the RSPB website graphical.


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Quote of the day

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"The only way to treat the common cold is with contempt."

William Osler 1849 – 1919


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Emojis

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I love emojis. Tonight I was looking for a ghost emoji. Sure enough there is one. But that got me thinking: is there an emoji for emoji? If so, what could it look like?

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I forgot to say

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I forgot to say.

When we had that row, i

fell

in

love

with

you.

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One Liner

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I bought a Stradivarius on eBay but it turned out to be fake. What a fiddle that was.

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Down The Pub

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Tonight I was chatting to a group of people who plant crops. Apparently they’ve been sponsored for a seed drilling competition, and so they can sell their services at an usually low price. If they win they’ll be awarded a prestigious medal.

As one of them put it, “We’re sowing for a gong.”

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I bought a painting

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Sunset over Walcott

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One Liner

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Loneliness is the worst thing in the world. Am I the only one that thinks that?

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News from Nth Pole

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Just 79 days to Xmas!

The Elves are working hard to keep the production line of Cracker Mottoes flowing. QA picked out this sample for us

“Q. Why is a chicken like an onion skin?

 A.  Because both are layers!”

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A Reply

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I have a place on the Chungnan slopes.

Sitting there you can see the Mountains.

No one there, no guests, the gate is closed.

No plans all day, just time and silence.

Nothing stops you gazing and dreaming.

Why not come and try to find me there?


Wang Wei (699-759 AD)

Trans. A. S. Kline and reproduced with permission, see

https://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Chinese/AllwaterWangWei.php#Areply


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Hamlet's Pencil Dilemma

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 3 Oct 2019, 22:41

I couldn't choose the right pencil. 2B or not 2B?

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