Inversion: as told down the pub.
Conversion: scam.
Perversion: according to the cat.
Animadversion : as told by Annie when cross.
Eversion: as told in Yorkshire.
Inversion: as told down the pub.
Conversion: scam.
Perversion: according to the cat.
Animadversion : as told by Annie when cross.
Eversion: as told in Yorkshire.
If all the world were upside down
And we wore not a stitch
Into the sky our hats would fly
To make the hatters rich.
Diogenes lived in a barrel
And wore very little apparel.
His idea of fun
Was telling Alexander to stand out of the sun.
My teeth started quarrelling. Of course, I told them to stop falling out.
My clothes started quarrelling. Of course, I told them to iron out their differences.
A couple of days ago I glimpsed my first red rainbow.
If the setting sun creates a rainbow, it's likely that the sun's rays will be red, because the blue part of the spectrum will have been scattered by the atmosphere. So we see a red rainbow. It's quite rare because there has to be rain falling in the eastern sky more or less at the moment of sunset in the west.
It was only little bit of the full rainbow but in my photo, taken looking east, you can get an idea of this rare and beautiful sight.
Who would have thought
A young man's veins held so much blood?
Who would have thought
That birds would sing so loud?
Who would have thought
The sun would shine so bright?
Who would have thought
There ever could be a cloud?
Who would have thought
That leaves would fall so fast?
Who could have thought
The wind would blow so cold at last?
And so goodnight.
mucus n.
A feline imprecation.
curse, n.
An opprobrious term for dogs.
When I shook my umbrella,
All the raindrops caught the light.
Where are you now?
Q. What do you say when a pastry goes away?
A. Scone.
Q. How do get a profiterole to go away?
A. Choux pastry!
Surprisingly I found a flint tool in the lane tonight.
Several driveways have just had new gravel put down. This flint must have accidentally got kicked out into the lane. I had absolutely no idea that flint tools can be found in gravel, but it seems it's quite common. People living alongside rivers often dropped or discarded flints that then got rolled down the river with other stones, and collected at a point that centuries later became a gravel pit.
Then it got dug up and carried to near where I live.
Although nothing can exceed a
Glorious Leader,
I wouldn't get out of bed
To be led.
Smaller than the smallest rice grain
But still alive.
In homage to Issa
All the kids voted for responsibly sourced food, including Fran.
Except she ate her Gran.
How do you get rid of profiteroles?
Although 'twas met with some defiance,
We threw the children to the lions.
Musing, as we heard them scream,
There's far too many whingers on the team!
Give me decimals any day. Whole numbers seem so pointless.
Caught in Destiny's Headlamps,
I froze.
This is Salsify, also called "Purple Goat's-Beard" (which makes sense if you look at the spiky bits around the petals, although these don't show up well in my photo).
It's also (apparently) called "Go to bed at noon", but the first element sounds awfully like a Mondegreen, on "goat's-beard", one which has evolved into a folk-name for the plant.
I found these beauties today in Milton Keynes, on a verge. Milton Keynes is good for wildflowers, because there are many quite
extensive flower habitats, and lots of green space managed in a thoughtful
way.
Although I'm good(ish) on British wildflowers I didn't know what this was until looking it up, but I instantly thought it was very striking and elegant. Some of the sources I looked at said it flowers in June: but here we are, not halfway through May, and a plant from the south is blooming early.
Salsify is a foreigner, that has made its way up from the Mediterranean, with the help of kitchen-gardeners and cooks. The root is claimed to taste like oysters. For recipes see
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/salsify
This plant was written about by Pliny the Elder (who died as a result of the eruption that smothered Pompeii) and described by Dioscorides as good for some of the internal organs.These flowers were so beautiful I would never think of digging up the roots.
In recent days a blue moon has been seen in Beijing.
Long ago and far away, I saw a blue moon. I was travelling over mountains, in a bus, at night. We had heard that far to our east a famous volcano was erupting. We could not see the eruption itself, but when the moon rose over the eastern mountains it was blue, very approximately the colour of faded denim. Everyone was moonstruck (you might say), but we quickly understood we were seeing the moon through the dust plume of the volcano.
The effect arises from dust particles of a particular size that must be rare in the atmosphere, otherwise we'd all see blue moons regularly. In Beijing the dust must have been blown by the wind from deserts to the north.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntDnwBiORu8
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