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The Opposite Birds

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 5 Mar 2017, 16:25

I've being reading in the New Scientist about the (rather romantically named) Opposite Birds. These evolved from dinosaurs at about the same time as the ancestors of modern birds and coexisted with them for millions of years. They had feathers and must have been good fliers.

Then came the mass extinction of 65 mya. Of all the dinosaurs only modern birds survived. You might have thought that being so similar the Opposite Birds would have lived on too. Mysteriously they didn't and it's quite hard to understand why.

Here's a rather nice reconstruction of an opposite bird. If you look closely you'll see it has teeth.


https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Shanweiniao_cooperorum.jpg


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The First and the Last

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In this sentence the last word is first.

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A Meeting of Opposites

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Auntie Florence was so cold and distant. We kids nicknamed her "Ice Flo". 

She was married to a giant of a man known as "Titan Nick".

How those two ever got together I just don't know.

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At Least I Tried (to Get Fit)

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My breath grew short. My eyes grew dim.

I'm not a natural in the gym.

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Gimme a Clue

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Sometimes an answer just leaps out at you.

For example, I couldn't solve this anagram

"No slam"

Then someone said it was a fish.

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A Childhood Window

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I loved my country bedroom window.

Wet trickling fingers in spring

Late summer's corn dust and the harvest haze

All the spiderwebs of autumn

And then in winter my fingers tracing the frost flowers.

It was complete.




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In films it's always raining when

A man and a woman:
Both in black.

Meet again after many years.
Under umbrellas:
By a grave.

They had parted not knowing
That time always has
The final word.



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Egg Cuisine

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Omelette = Failed attempt at frying egg.

Scrambled egg = Failed omelette.

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Siller Bells

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Her shirt was o the grass-green silk
Her mantle o the velvet fyne
At ilka tett of her horse's mane
Hang fifty siller bells and nine.

Thomas the Rhymer

A little while back I was given a crotal bell. I'd never really thought about it before , but there are two basic bell plans.

The first is the flared, open-ended bell.

This is the type seen in church towers, handbells in Victorian school playgrounds, Liberty bells, and so on. But there's another kind, quite familiar from jester's caps, Morris dancers' legs, and kittens' collars. These are smaller bells, with crimped ends. Where a flared bell has a clapper, such "crotal" bells just have a "pea", retained within the bell but free to rattle.

Millions of these were made in medieval Europe. At first they were cast it two parts, which were then soldered together, with the pea inside. To make them look more fancy a variety of simple decoration was added, which evolved over time.

As technology advanced people saw that the bells could be cast in a single piece, open-ended, then the pea introduced and the end crimped. However to make them look and feel like "proper" bells the makers gave the bells a little equatorial girdle where the soldered joint would have been in the good old days. You can see this in the photo.


Decoration continued to change over the centuries, until about 1800, and these crotal bells are very easy to date from the stylistic features. Mine is from about the time of Shakespeare.

Why were so many crotal bells manufactured? Not of course because there were millions of jesters or Morris men. It was at least partly because where carts and horses moved about at night, in town or county, there was no lighting on vehicle or road. Bells gave audible warning of approach.

My bell isn't siller, like the one on the Queen of Elfland's horse. It's copper alloy. But it still rings with a silvery and magical sound.


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Zookeeper's Week

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All week I have to get up early and feed the small cats. At least on Sundays I get a lion.

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Limerick

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 25 Feb 2017, 21:49
There was an old man of the Wood,
Who reckoned that standing was good.
That stubborn old fool,
Just jumped on a stool.
And stood there. And stood there. And stood.
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One Liner

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Finally plucked up courage to tell people I wanted to write humorous verse. Well, typical reaction. They said "You can't be serious!"

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Sea Crag Blues

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Stuck out here, on this cold charmless crag
Not from doubt, but choice and fear.
In case existence is unknowable,
But hoping we can find it still, given space.

Our cold fingers touching in the vegetable terraces
Do not entirely reassure.
And seeing the joy of the seals around the island
Still doesn't solve the conundrum.

Not: Why do we exist? What is for?
Its purpose, or ours, were we given it?
If so, what before/set it in motion/donated it?
If so, how did the before exist?

No, we the troubled, on our wave-dashed lonely rock ask ourselves
And if we may so, ask you.
What is it, this existence? Is it the song of a bird perhaps?
Or the hurt and and love the shore feels for the sea?


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Kōan

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"How to be a good teacher?", the young nun asked her Abbess.

The Abbess beamed:  "Always help your pupils understand, but in a way they can understand." 

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Last Known Position

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Going up some fiords. It was plain sailing as far as bay 6. But later we were a bit lost.


Back to bay 6!

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Crocuses

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Sprung up, today, suddenly, with astonishing fragile beauty.





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Crocus Haiku

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 20 Feb 2017, 22:46

There's a point to existence

Little flowers saying

Happy Spring.


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One Liner

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Yet another book in the long series about the Titanic. I experienced a sinking feeling.


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New App

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My latest app lets you book someone to clean your house. It's called "Oover".

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Tweet

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 18 Feb 2017, 13:45

I read this tweet about a herd of wildebeest rampaging in Hyde Park. Turned out it was fake gnus.

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One Liner

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There's this new book out about the Titanic. Apparently it's an in-depth study.
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The Sea Rover's Return - A Bodice Ripper

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She snuggled up to her Viking lover.

"Gosh", she whispered softly, "Jor so Vik!".


Enjoyed the preview?

Click here to purchase the book.

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One Liner

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A stamp collector told me he doesn't bother with Penny Reds. Apparently they're two a penny.

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Couplet

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Although I find prose grows on one,

I'm not averse to verse when all is done.

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Doggerel

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If you don't trust your English teacher further than you can throw em

I guess you will be discouraged from writing a poem.

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